Princess First

Taking a closer look at the traveling army, Feng Jiaoxi felt that he might be the most miserable one. As soon as he traveled through time, he was regarded as a thief because he stole a piece of pork from Aunt Wang's house next door! Please, if she wanted to steal, she would rather go to the top of the mountain and hunt a whole pig, rather than a piece of meat that wouldn't even fit between her teeth! Originally, her ideal life would be like this: eating well, sleeping well, and dreaming well; After meeting Bai Youning, her life became like this: Beware of assassins, beware of villains, and beware of gentlemen. ——— Feng Jiaoxi: Prime Minister, I heard that a princess can have three husbands and four pets, so I want it too. Bai Youning: No. Feng Jiaoxi: Why? Bai Youning: If you have a poor memory and brain, you will not be able to remember names or recognize people, and you will die early. Feng Jiaoxi: Get lost, you will die early. Bai Youning: Just remember me. Feng Jiaoxi: Oh. May I ask who's calling? ——— Bai Youning: Feng Jiaoxi, you bumped into me three times and broke into my sedan three times. Do you think this is fate? Feng Jiaoxi: Bai Youning, you lied to me twice and wanted to kill me twice. Now I lied to you once and killed you once. Does this count as a write-off? ——— Some people say that the eldest princess is a dandy who behaves absurdly; some people say that the current Prime Minister is a gentleman with a lot of troubles. To this, Feng Jiaoxi can only say, have you ever heard of a word: Nuanqiehei!