I Have a Dragon

Whenever I was sick when I was a child, my mother would make me a cup of coffee. She said softly: "All foreigners drink this." When I was young, I was always afraid of coffee, which was sour, sweet and bitter. Nowadays, I have been to Milo, Shangdao, and Starbucks, but I can no longer find the taste I drank in my childhood, until one day I drank a cup of isatis root...  Unfortunately, Uncle Wang was defrauded of three million by an online scammer, so he called the police. As for the unremitting efforts of the police, Uncle Wang finally accepted the reality.       ,,,, "" The behavior is very bad, everyone should keep their eyes open to avoid being deceived There is one thing that I still don't understand. That was when I was in junior high school, the teacher always called me a troublemaker, and the whole class laughed. I really don't understand what's so funny about these bunch of shit. I'm at least a stick, right? . . I was watching the video and suddenly got a call. As soon as I picked up the phone, the person on the other side said, "Listen, your son is giving me one hundred thousand yuan in my hand, otherwise I will break up the vote." I said lightly, don't you think it's sticky? The other party was silent for half a minute and then hung up the phone Liu Bei asked Zhuge Liang: "Who is your favorite singer?" "Justin Bieber." "Why?" "Because I particularly like one of his songs. ""Sing it and listen" A blush appeared on the bright cheeks, and she sang softly: "Be prepared, prepared, prepared, oh~"  ... I met such a young girl, who is beautiful, generous, considerate, gentle and considerate. Although we haven't met each other for a long time, I fell in love with her inexplicably. I even thought about our future life together. I hope she will be with me for the rest of my life. No matter what the process is, I hope the ending will be happy! But now... In the delivery room, a child laughed loudly after being born. The delivery nurses were very strange. They gathered around and observed that the child had clenched fists. After breaking it open, they found a birth control pill. The baby laughed and said: "You want to kill me, no way." "  I was reading comments when I was on the bus, and a girl behind me asked if you were reading the novel reviews on Qidian Chinese website? I said yes. She said that all the boys who were reading comments were as handsome as you! My backhand was a slap in the face, I am the last one! The guy downstairs is much more handsome than me.  You have an apple, I have an apple, exchange it with each other, we still have an apple; but you have a website, I have a website, exchange each other, we both have two websites, or even more...  I like to eat tenderloin. One day I was eating tenderloin by the coal stove. I dropped a piece in the coal stove and found that the tenderloin was more fragrant, so I opened a shop called coal tenderloin, but I don't know why people like to pronounce my shop name backwards...  I once watched a horror movie, there was a big python, bigger than the road, and then a truck drove into the python's mouth, and then hit it out of the python's tail, and then said: "Win the world, good luck with the car." Who said money can't buy time, the network administrator added another 2 yuan. Who said money can't buy knowledge, teacher, this is my tuition. Who said money can't buy love, mother-in-law, this is my gift, dad, click on the heart on the right  You said that there are two people and one horse in ten miles of peach blossoms; later, when you have given up the prosperity and have nothing to say about life and death, you talk about building a fence and gossiping about mulberry and hemp; later, when the year is over and your time is wasted, you say that we sit together drinking tea and watching the sunset together; later, when the moon is bleak and your mind is dull, you say that you no longer love the army and horses, and you return to the fields and take off your armor; later, you overthrow the world, and your hair turns gray overnight.  Do you have a scumbag? I want to fall in love with you, but you coaxed me with sweet words, and then dumped me because of my poor grades. Then I was heartbroken and lost twenty pounds without thinking about food and tea. I studied hard, got admitted to Peking University, married Bai Fumei and reached the pinnacle of my life...  It doesn't matter if you get a good grade, it's good if you cheat. I can read novels quickly, play games, and watch movies. There is no distraction from reading, and there is no need to review. I think it's like getting a diploma. Oops, everyone, listen to me. Actually, my point is: What do you think? Hello beauty, I have finally contacted you. I am Taobao customer service. We have repaired the male inflatable doll you returned. Please be gentle next time. After all, it is not made of steel. When I sent it back, the on-site staff cried when I saw it. Are you still in the mood to read comments here?

She is very quiet. When I was in the third grade of junior high school, I often touched her. In summer, I always felt that her skin was cooler than mine. I often leaned against her in class and she never said anything. Thank you, my deskmate, wall...

Uncle Li was accidentally defrauded of three million yuan by an Internet fraud. With the help of the police, Uncle Li accepted the reality...

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I felt a little tired from walking to work, so I wanted to buy a bicycle, but when I went there I saw it cost 2,500 yuan. The person next to me said that after spending 2,500, it is better to add some money and buy an electric car. Then I asked about the price of the electric car, which was 3,500, and decided to buy it. But I was told that it would be more cost-effective to spend more money and buy a scooter. So I looked at the motorcycle and decided to buy it for 4,000. I was also told that small pedals were unsafe and it was better to buy a big motorcycle. So look again. The big motorcycle costs 6,000, so I decided to buy it. Pick and choose. I found that the eye-catching one was actually close to 1W. Unexpectedly, I heard that 1w can buy a second-hand car. So I switched to buying a car. After much picking and choosing, I decided to buy a second-hand Jetta for nearly 30,000 yuan. But the Chery shop next door said that you can buy their new car for 3w. So I bought Chery instead. Go up and take a seat. It's a bit crowded, but it doesn't matter. I spent more money to get an A3, but I thought the car was shorter. Went to see Tiggo again. It's more than 100,000. It is better not to buy Chery but to buy a joint venture. Look at pol0. Was informed of the simple match. Go book golf. People say the price will be increased. I gritted my teeth and decided to buy a CRV. Anyway, the price is about the same as golf. Turns out I heard that the Tiguan seems to be around that price. So I went to see Tiguan. Unexpectedly, I fell in love with the new passat. Decided to buy. After calculating the price... It seemed that I could buy an Audi, so I regretted going to see the Audi a4. As a result, I passed by a BMW 4S store and saw a 3 Series, so I chose a 3 Series instead. After reading it all over and over again, when I decided to buy it, I calculated that it would cost about 30w. I can't help but want to buy an SUV again. So I went to Chevrolet next door to see the Captiva. After watching it, I thought it was awesome and wanted to buy it. But a Jeep Compass drove past the door. I asked about the price. Change! I went to the jeep shop and met an acquaintance while booking a car. I saw an acquaintance driving a Ford Edge, and I was jealous and wanted to buy one. I went and asked, 40w, ok! Be prepared to pay. Then I thought, damn, 400,000 was spent. Why not add some money and buy a Land Rover in one go? Then go see the Aurora. Satisfied with the appearance, I decided to buy it. After consulting the driver at the unit, I was told that the off-road performance is not as good as the Prado, and the price difference is only 9w. OK! Buy Prado! Go to Toyota. I saw the Prado and thought it was ugly, so I gritted my teeth and bought the Land Cruiser~ It cost more than 100W in the end. Damn it, I won't buy an SUV anymore. Buy a BMW 7! … It's a lot of trouble. Finally bought a Rolls Royce. I was so happy when I picked up the bike! After sitting on it, I remembered that I didn't have a driver's license! Damn it, I'm here to buy a bicycle! ...

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This is indeed a very good novel. It gets better and better as you read it. The first twenty chapters are relatively dull, but after entering the ruins of ancient civilization, it becomes more and more interesting. It is worth following...

I give this article 90 points. I read it with my gay friends and they all liked it. Please give me spoilers. Thank you to the author.

Why does Mao feel that the author is very similar to people like us?