Quickly Travel, One Hundred Ways for the Heroine to Die

Jinse died on the night of the seventh day of July. How did she die? Uh... He fell to death. Rumor has it that she did not live to be 25 years old, so she died on the night of her 26th birthday. Since then, there has been one less person and one more ghost in the world. This ghost has no other hobbies than listening to gossip! Until, one day, this ghost was rescued by a very handsome man who didn't know whether he was a human or a ghost. His daily life became listening to gossip, looking at beautiful men, looking at beautiful men, and listening to gossip. … Little Baozi plot one One day, Jinse was reading with her man in the study. As I looked at it, I somehow "saw" it on the ground. Just when the two of them were "looking" at each other and couldn't let go, they heard a "squeak", the door opened, and the little bun came in. Little Baozi's eyes widened: "Mom, dad, what are you doing? Why are you lying on the ground? Dad, why are you pressing on mom?" Jinse glanced at a certain man angrily: "Mom and dad are playing sports!" Little Baozi: "I want to do some exercise too!" After saying that, he ran over on his short legs and pounced on Jinse. Jinse: (Son, you are as fat as a ball and you will crush me to death!) Little Baozi: (Then dad is still pressing on you every day. He is heavier than me. I see you are very happy!) Jinse:...... Plot two: One day, Little Baozi looked frustrated and asked, "Why don't my cousins and my little cousin like me?" A certain man glanced at his wife, Jinse understood, and felt very guilty: "Maybe it's because you look so evil at such a young age. Your cousins feel inferior to you, so they stay away from you to comfort their battered hearts." Little Baozi didn't quite understand, and continued to be frustrated: "But they all say that they are all mothers, and you have caused them to become children of a single-parent family? What is a single-parent family?" Jinse: "It's because their parents are divorced!" Little Baozi: "What is divorce?" Jinse: "It means their parents can no longer sleep in the same bed!" Little Baozi: "Really?" Jinse nodded carefully. Little Baozi: "Mom and Dad, when will you divorce?" He pulled his dad's sleeve and said, "Dad, dad, when will you divorce mom? If you get divorced, you won't be able to sleep in the same bed, so I can sleep in the same bed with mom!" A certain man: "Haha..." The next day, Little Baozi waved goodbye to his parents with tears in his eyes. It is said that the grandparents who are far away in Kyoto miss their grandson so much that they want to take him to school to comfort the two elders. This article is one-on-one, two places. Big favor, little abuse. Any similarity between the stories contained therein is purely coincidental.