Heart-Pounding Chance Encounter

"Omg, I hit my boyfriend??" "Goddess, I can cook, shovel shit, and take care of a baby, please don't catch me, okay?" I may have stepped on all the shit in the community in my previous life, which resulted in all kinds of strange encounters with the male god in this life... "God, wait a minute, do you want to know about Bear Biscuit?"