Quick Transmigration: Plants Vs. Zombies

I bought a T-shirt with a green design embroidered on it. It had two little leaves on its head and stood on a big leaf. But it also had two black eyes and a huge, cylindrical mouth. What kind of weird monster is this? “Is it fashionable now to embroider monsters on clothes?” a voice suddenly asked. I couldn’t help laughing. “Peas don’t look like that! Go on, try fooling a ghost. I just had pea soup this morning.” “Looks like I’ll have to teach you a lesson and show you how powerful a Peashooter is.” “Hey, who are you? Who’s talking?” “Hmph, ignorant human!”