Professor, You Tricked Me

I took out a thin comb, dipped it in a little water from the faucet, and smoothed the unruly hair until it was smooth and smooth - a fly would even split his hair if he stood on it! Facing the mirror, I used the selfie gesture and took nine consecutive photos without repeating them. Perfect! (Perfect!) Go out for a while and walk against the wall at a 45-degree angle so that your hairstyle will not be messed up by the wind. I was packing things on the sink in the bathroom, and suddenly I heard two girls in the cubicle talking: ——There was actually a piece of diaper in the toilet paper basket! ! ! ——What's weird about this? Maybe it was someone passing by who changed it for the child! ——Your mind is squeezed by the door. This is the School of Liberal Arts, 5F, Hongwen Building. Would you run to the bathroom on 5F if you passed by? What's more, we are the only ones taking the master's degree re-examination today! ——This is strange. Is it possible that there are still people who cannot take care of themselves? ——In our major, out of the twelve people who passed the test, ten people were admitted, and the re-examination was just a formality... After all, the preliminary examination accounts for 70%. If you do well in the exam, you don't need to take the retest, and your total score is more than enough... Maybe it's the last two who are so nervous that they can't control their urine... Feeling guilty, I quietly slipped out of the bathroom. That's right, I'm the candidate who wears diapers!