This article is a one-on-one story, with a strong man and a strong woman, both men and women being clean, the hero is a loyal dog and his wife is a slave, and the sweet pet is not negotiable. The heroine is cold, noble, domineering and protective of her shortcomings, and she is unambiguous in her abuse of the scum. Little Baozi's gags are humorous, professional and silly.
Zhage promised that even if Zhage himself became an eunuch, Wenwen would not be an eunuch, so please feel free to enter the trap.
Five years ago, someone told her, get out of my sight or I will kill you.
Five years later, she came back strong and stood in front of that person, what about you? Don't have that qualification.
Five years ago, he and she made mistakes. They spent the night together, waiting infatuatedly and no longer having any distracting thoughts.
Five years later, he made more mistakes with her, pampering her to the heavens, being a loyal dog, wife and slave with twenty-four filial piety.
He said, it's been five years and it's time for you to come back.
He said, this lady, life is not easy, I will raise you and your son together.
He said, Wife, I missed you for five years, and I have to treat you five times or ten times.
He was cold and cold, known as the King of Hell, but he was only gentle to her.
She has no relatives and no one to rely on. She is called the broom star and her smile is only for him.
Small theater:
"One"
Host: Mr. Ye, where is the woman in your heart?
Ye Tan: Just like you said, she is in my heart.
Host: What do you want to say to her?
Ye Tan: Girl, I miss you very much. It's been five years, it's time for you to come back.
A certain woman who was watching live TV almost fell under the table. Five years, how could it be such a coincidence?
"Two"
There were a few tears in the big eyes of a certain white lotus, and Xiaoyi was shy, "Mr. Ye, I am weak, can you help me open the bottle cap?"
A certain man took a step back and said, "No, my finger was bitten by a dog last night and I can't use any strength."
A certain girl is grinding her teeth to see if I don't bite you to death tonight.
"Three"
Little Baozi retracted the blade in his sleeve, looked at the scratches on the luxury car next to him, turned his head and bit his lip without saying anything.
A certain man's heartbeat skipped half a beat, little ancestor, if you don't like it, this car will be set on fire. What should I do if I hurt my little hand with a blade?
The arrogant daughter sarcastically said: "Whose child is so uneducated? Are both parents dead?"
A certain mommy and a certain daddy who thinks he is his daddy squint their eyes at the same time. Your family is probably going to go bankrupt tomorrow!
"Four"
"Mommy, I want to sleep with you." Ye Xiaoxuan clasped his hands and stepped on the instep of his right foot with his left toe, pitifully.
"Five seconds with you, get out!" President Ye, who had just unbuttoned two buttons and was about to go to bed, breathed a lot of blood and almost lost control and beat someone.
Boom! President Ye, who was roaring like a lion just a second ago, was kicked to the ground, almost breaking the floor. He rubbed his buttocks, which were sore from the fall, and almost cried his eyes out.
"Son, come here, mommy will hold you to sleep." A certain girl's face was full of a motherly smile, she patted the bed board and waved, she was so happy, it turned out that her son was the caring one.
"Mommy loves you so much. Who is in here, give you five seconds, get out!" Little Baozi crawled to the warm bed in a few steps and protested to the crying man on the ground.