(This article is a sweet pet without cruelty 1V1, both men and women are clean, welcome to enter the pit)
A handsome young man in black clothes rode alone to Kyoto. He smiled with crooked eyes and said to the leader of the palace guards, "Please go in and talk to me. I'm here to recognize my father."
In a few days, this young man unfortunately became the scourge of the capital as pointed out by the officials and military attachés...
Dai Lingxiao, the legitimate daughter of the Zhenbei Hou Mansion, was in the prime of life. She was ordered to go to Beijing and was ordered to marry the fifth prince who was not favored by the Holy Spirit. Unexpectedly, on the way, she sang about the disaster of the overlord forcing his bow and accidentally 'sleeping'...
Dai Lingxiao was horrified by this. As a hard-working time-traveling girl in the new century, should she not stop doing anything and accept this devil responsibly?
Ever since - "I seem to have fallen in love with a man. Do you have any tips on how to get a husband? A more domineering one!"
A cheerful girl who is shrewd and intelligent but frequently suffers from amnesia.
A frivolous young man who speaks evil words but has a dark and mysterious belly.
Once they met, the sky thundered and the earth fired, and they were out of control...
But, is this frequent forgetfulness something weird? Could it be that her IQ was gnawed by a dog in her previous life?
In response to this, a certain villain just smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, even if you forget me, you will fall in love again the next time you see me..."
Dai Lingxiao originally naively thought that this was just her battle to pursue love, but she didn't know that she had already fallen into the imprisonment of a sinister person. She raised her forehead, but it was too late, and she could only cry out in a silent and choked voice: Who do I have fallen in love with? !
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This is a wonderful encounter between a jackal and a tiger and a leopard, and it is also a bitter story about being teased instead of being teased.
In the imperial capital, the power struggle was treacherous, but she was upgrading equipment, fighting monsters, teasing ruffians, and falling in love.
The hand that holds the son will grow old together. Now that you have entered the game, let's fight through the thorns with the big hand and the small hand!
Small Theater
On a bright moonlit night with sparse stars, a dark side room.
"This is not good..."
"Are you going to take it off or not? Why are you so stained! Are you a man?"
There was the sound of undressing.
"It's a bit tight, why don't you forget it?"
"No, it can! Don't make excuses!"
"Okay, do you still feel pain?"
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, just move faster..." A certain woman's impatient and excited voice came through the crack in the door.
Several guards outside looked at each other wordlessly, shook their heads, and dispersed in perfect harmony.
Indoors, there is a lamp like a bean. A certain man is tall and tall. He is wearing a voluptuous crimson dress that sets off his tall figure. His satin-like black hair is scattered, half revealing his handsome face that mimics that of a man and a woman.
The woman watching the show on the high chair, holding her injured arm, glanced at his tight red skirt, and finally couldn't hold it back, bursting out into an earth-shattering burst of laughter.
"Hey, is that enough?" A certain man's face was as black as coal. "If it weren't for your injury, what kind of bullshit bet would I care about? Wearing women's clothes?"
A certain woman tried her best to hold back her laughter, "I'm sorry, I don't want to laugh, but... You're wearing women's clothing, hahaha..."
"Okay, now that I've fulfilled my bet, it's your turn."
The laughter stopped abruptly.
"What?"
".…"
"Hey, wait a minute... Don't come here! I'm hurt!"
"It doesn't matter, I just need to move faster..."