There are two weirdos in the Three Realms. One is rated as the first plant to become a spirit in the Three Realms, and the other is the only immortal half-demon Taoist priest in the Three Realms. One is named Zhuo Zhuo and the other is named Qi Hua.
In Tao Zhuozhuo's heart, Qihua is a magical person who has been everywhere and eaten everything. In Qihua's eyes, Tao Zhuozhuo is also a magical person who has been everywhere and eaten everything.
She has been with him for six hundred years, and he has been looking for her for six hundred years. Once a thousand years have passed, all he wants is for the peach blossoms to dance all over the mountain and for her to laugh in the forest.
Tao Zhuozhuo's world view:
Tao Zhuozhuo is a good boy who is pure and stupid. He thinks that as long as he listens to his mother, he can live a life without worries. But…
As soon as I woke up in human form, I injured a Taoist sister! ! !
Just when I thought that humans are kind creatures, I saw a goblin being wiped out in ashes!
Just when I thought that beauty comes from the heart, I was surrounded by countless resentful spirits and my worldview was refreshed!
I just learned to tell the difference between men and women when I was proposed to by a girl!
As soon as I returned to the forest, I met the Qingqiu Demon Fox fighting another demon!
She is just a little peach blossom. The world is too scary. She wants to go home! ! !
The truth:
Taoist Sister: I am male and like peach blossoms.
Kind people: People who give her food are kind.
Wraith: None of them dare to approach this girl, okay?
Girl: Since Zhuo Zhuo thinks that flat-chested people are all men, then she should marry her reluctantly.
Demon Fox: Boss, please let me go! ! !
Small theater 1:
Tao Zhuozhuo: Man, why did you fall from the sky?
Bai Qiong: My name is Bai Qiong.
Tao Zhuozhuo: Then Brother Bai Qiong, why did you fall from the sky?
Bai Qiong: Why do you think I am a man? Am I wearing a skirt?
Tao Zhuozhuo: Brother Jinyin said, everyone who is flat in front has to call me brother. So can you tell me why you fell from the sky?
Small theater 2:
Qingqiu Fox Demon: Little girl, if you steal my things, you have to pay the price!
Ruoshui: Stop talking nonsense! Let's do it!
Tao Zhuozhuo: You... Are you fairies? !
Qingqiu Fox Demon & Ruoshui: Peach is burning? !
Tao Zhuozhuo: Longevity! Taoist priest, help me! ! ! There's a goblin trying to eat me! ! ! ! !
Qingqiu Demon Fox & Ruoshui:...
Small theater 3:
Tao Zhuozhuo: Taoist priest, I'm hungry...
Qihua: What do you want to eat?
The skinny people: Taoist priest, we are also hungry. Tao Zhuozhuo has already eaten two buckets of rice...