Hey, Hunk, You Dropped a Zombie

My new book, “Oh My, What a Twisted Fate,” is now available. I promise it’ll be worth your time, so come on in! Who says zombies have to be scary? In the interstellar future, you can keep zombies as pets, too. Tang Shaoan: I clearly ordered a canary online, so why did the delivery turn out to be a zombie? What the heck? This guy’s face is blue, he eats raw meat all day, and he keeps roaring. What’s cute about him? No way, I want a refund. Space Courier: Sorry, the item has already been sold. No refunds. Please take good care of your pet. Oh, and we’ll be checking on your pet’s growth from time to time. If it doesn’t meet our standards and we suspect you of mistreating it, you’ll be punished with a “network blacklist.” Tang Shaoan: I worked so hard to get a little famous in the interstellar entertainment industry. Are you trying to ruin my career? Zombie: “Roar...” Even haters are true fans, owner. P.S. This is the story of an up-and-coming young star in the interstellar entertainment industry who’s desperate to make it big, and a zombie girl who has lost her memories and only wants to eat meat! New book: “I Picked Up an Ancestor Who’s 1,000 Years Old.” Come check it out once there are more chapters.