Past Events in Xiguan

I feel like I probably have nothing more to say, it's all in the title. I don't see many such topics in online articles, or I have never seen such online articles at all. I don't really like first person, but that doesn't change my appreciation. This book "Once Upon a Time in Xiguan" seems to me a bit like Da Bing and Wang Xiaobo. There are stories about the former, and you can vaguely feel the vicissitudes of life in the words. There is also the fun and philosophical thoughts brought by the latter's humorous words. This is a novel suitable for publication. I call it a novel rather than an online novel. In fact, I didn't read much, just one chapter, because I don't like books like this. But, but, the author's skill can be seen in just one chapter. I can't make any comments, but if you like wit and black humor, and readers like Da Bing and Wang Xiaobo, this book is indeed a novel worth reading.

I hope that in the process of reading this book, whether you are squatting in the toilet but are about to get out, or you are enjoying reading it but the wife next to you is urging you to get married quickly... If you are dissatisfied with anything, please be sure to leave me a message before you finish the work, so that I can correct it... So that you can correct your evil ways. In the past, some readers said that I don't like to use punctuation marks and paragraphs, but I have revised them now; some readers said that I stopped drafting my words, and now I have drafts ready; some readers said that I will go to hell quickly, and now I have reserved the rope for hanging... I am a zombie-like office worker, following the twelve-hour work system of 8 a. M. To 8 a. M. After leaving work in a daze, I tried my best to break away from my old, dim and myopic eyes to update a chapter. So please forgive me for my turtle-like bastard-like update speed. I really don't have enough resources. There is no one like you in the world. In fact, you can only choose one between ideal and reality, just like the moon and sixpence. Sometimes it is very helpless. Writing is an ideal, but ideals cannot be eaten; working is reality, and reality can be exchanged for daily necessities. You have to support your family, and it's not shabby to make money on your knees. When writing a book, you have to set a small goal for yourself. For example, I will write 100 million words about my grandma first. In the spirit of striving for excellence, I worked hard to write every sentence with a sense of humor. As the saying goes: a small secluded place is pleasant, but a big secluded place is wiped out. I try to make everyone laugh their ass off. The protagonist of this book is "I", but the "I" in the book is not me. In reality, I am a very upright and noble person. I hope you won't equate the two. The "I" in the book peeked at the girl next door taking a shower, so in reality I must have peeked at the girl next door as well. Actually, there was no such thing. What I really peeked at was downstairs... Of course, there was no such thing. After writing this elegant book of gags, I plan to write another fantasy book with a lot of flamboyance. In fact, I don't know how long this book will be written, even though I'm as smart as I am. It depends on whether my boss will fire me out of a sudden thought, and then I may have a lot of time to write a novel; or it depends on whether I will be hit and killed by a tractor-trailer traveling at a speed of 70 mph tomorrow. By then, it will be over, and I won't have this worry anymore...  Finally, I would like to thank all readers for reading. I am here to kowtow three times. When I have time, I will burn yellow paper, chop off chicken heads, and become half-brothers together!

Haha, I came here after seeing the author's comments on site B.

Marriage is like a golden birdcage. The birds outside the cage want to live in it, and the birds inside the cage want to fly out. So the marriage comes and goes, and the separation comes and there is no ending. - Excerpted from "Fortress Besieged". "Fortress Besieged" is a novel that was accumulated using scraps of time. It can be called the most unique humorous satirical novel in the history of modern literature. The author is Qian Zhongshu, a university professor with extensive knowledge of both China and the West. Qian is probably the last pure classical literati in China. There is no wonderful and complicated storyline in Qian Lao's "Fortress Besieged", nor is there a clear story clue, not even a decent ending. What is there is only the writing style that reaches its peak, is breathtaking, and is astonishingly miraculous. The novel "Fortress Besieged" gave me a sudden inspiration. It made me exclaim that novels can be written at will. There is no need to worry about the beginning and end, let alone the outline of the story. The only thing that needs to be done is to polish the language down to every word, and to be full of wit and wit. After I learned that "Fortress Besieged" was pieced together by Mr. Qian in his spare time, I decided to edit a novel using some of my shallow and trivial insights and unbearable experiences after get off work. In this way, "Once Upon a Time in Xiguan" was born. "Once Upon a Time in Xiguan" inherits Qian Zhongshu's humorous satire and Han Han's bohemianism in writing style, and blends Zhou Xingchi's nonsensicalness and Guo Degang's gags in language. If you also like Qian Zhongshu, Han Han, Stephen Chow, and Guo Degang, you will definitely like me too. My own definition of "Once Upon a Time in Xiguan" is a nonsensical semi-stream-of-consciousness comedy novel. There are two main clues in the book: the story of the real world, and a large number of daydreams and thoughts interspersed. From the perspective of literature and art, this book still has some merits of humor. Just like the outstanding realist masterpiece "The Besieged City", "Once Upon a Time in Xiguan" does not provide any clear conclusions about social development and the way out of life, but only the absurd life itself.

I came here from a broken station, come on, boss (ง •̀_•́)ง

Haha, you don't have to wait for the update. The day before yesterday, I saw the police arresting a few people from a hair salon. The police called one of the people with a chicken coop haircut Wang Adou. Isn't this the author of the book I read? When I came back and took a look, the avatar of that man was exactly the same as that of the author Wang Adou! It seems that the author was caught, no wonder there has been no update for three days. I wonder when the author will come out? Has it been updated since it came out?

The extraordinary in the ordinary, the fragrance of dandelions. Collect.

It's very good, "Fortress Besieged" in the new era, it's good to watch.

Great story, great characters.

Congratulations on the new update, come on, come on

It's a really good book. It's perfect for reading over a cup of coffee at home after get off work. The hilarious content can't cover up the author's delicate writing skills. I read it without realizing it. It's pretty good. Come on.

The writing skills are good and I have learned a lot. I hope we will pay attention to each other.

If you add some system, write more boldly, and make the verses more unrestrained, Zhang Xiaohua will be able to compete. You are quite talented

44. This is my favorite novel,

I giao, finally updated, it must have been almost a year 🤭

I really like this kind of humorous writing style, thank you to the author! In addition, I would like to ask, how should I practice this kind of writing style? The author must teach me!

Come to collect it, a friend recommended it, it looks good

Please update twenty times! I can't get enough of it! More to come

Come on, come on, the plot will speed up a little, and work hard to become a god 🤭

The protagonist and Xiaosi are definitely good friends, but it seems that the protagonist does all the errands and shopping.

A different sense of joy😜