If Zhan Xiange knew that what she got in exchange for defeating the enemy was a marriage certificate, she would rather gnaw on grass roots in the northwest until the end of time!
The little-bellied girl has a bad temper and wants to have breasts but no breasts and a butt but not a butt. She also looks like a dead person all day long and pulls her pigtails...
Is it possible for such a 'lady' to marry back and live in the house?
Don't want!
If Sikong Lie knew that the person he was marrying to was that bastard, he would rather hang himself than accept the decree!
A shameless, despicable and filthy fool who eats, drinks, whores and gambles, and hangs around the Fireworks Alley all day long to hook up with women from good families...
Is it possible to marry such a daughter-in-law to accumulate virtue?
No way!
In short, both parties said - this marriage is impossible!
As a result, after the incident spread, someone took the initiative to find King Liang...
"I don't mind that person who is shameless, despicable and vile. He treats women like food, drink, whores and gambles. He hangs around flowers and seduces women from good families all day long. How about you give her to me?"
Sikong Lie raised his eyebrows: "Who are you?"
"Those who seek to accumulate virtue."
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——Everyone should be happy at this point, but unfortunately things are unpredictable——
Someone who was once overjoyed now regrets that he is fighting for his life: "I'm telling you, that person is definitely gentle and harmless on the outside and has a graceful demeanor, but he is actually cunning and cunning. Zhan Xiange, please don't be deceived by that fake Bailian who can only use beauty!"
Pseudo-Bai Lian was dismissive and unmoved, with a disapproving smile: "Haha, at least I still have beauty. Even if Prince Liang took off his clothes and walked around, I guess the young general would only find it annoying."
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In line with the idea of inheriting the family business for the Ding'an government to flourish, the Major General felt that she had the responsibility and obligation to choose a good husband!
"Then what do you want from the young general? I'll take a note and write it down, slave." Butler Shi took out a small notebook from his arms and prepared to write quickly.
"First point." The Major General stroked his chin and thought for a moment, "You must look good-looking... At least it must complement this general!"
Butler Shi raised his head and glanced at his young master, and silently wrote four words in his notebook: "The country is falling and the city is falling."
"Second point, your body must be good, your skin must be tender, your waist must be soft, your legs must be long, and your eyes must be hooked!"
Steward Shi nodded and decisively wrote "beautiful and beautiful"!
"The third point..." The major general licked his lips, his eyes showing a strange light, "You have to be able to go up to the hall, down to the kitchen, in the middle of the bedroom, and out of the bedroom to beat the gangsters. In terms of talent, you don't need to be in high school, but you have to know how to sing ditties!"
Steward Shi had no expression on his face and summed up "Floating Flowers and Waves" profoundly!
"The last point! It is also the most important point!" At this point, the young general changed his previous frivolousness and looked quite serious. Steward Shi couldn't help but hold his breath and listen carefully, "As a young lady of Ding'an Palace, there is a skill that you must possess!"
"That's it..." He turned around and looked at the steward's expectant eyes, "It's going to happen!"
"!"
But in this world, priceless treasures are easy to come by, but good husbands are rare! Look at the monsters coming to our door one after another! Do they both think her life is too easy?
Is it okay if she doesn't marry? !
"Okay, I'll marry you."