The Tyrant's Poisonous Consort

“Miss, this is terrible! The handsome man you mentioned just once has been summoned to the palace by the emperor and made a eunuch.” Xiao Hanyue smiled radiantly. “No matter. My establishment is already open.” “Miss, this is terrible! The emperor wants you to come to the palace at once and discuss feminine virtue, and… what it means to be a proper wife!” Xiao Hanyue flared up. “Proper wife, my foot! I’m still an unmarried maiden!” “Miss, this is terrible!” “Has Nangong Chen’ao dropped dead?” Wonderful news! No one would try to molest her anymore. Qiumo pointed at the entrance, looking terrified. “N-no. He wants you to attend him in bed today, properly and officially.” Xiao Hanyue threw her head back and shouted, “We agreed the cabbage would only get eaten by the pig once! That shameless man is coming for seconds!” (The male and female leads are both inexperienced in matters of the heart and body.)