Confused and Become a God

I have spent countless days and months studying hard. I finally got admitted to a good university. But who would have thought that when I went out to play, by chance, I received the inheritance of Mother Nature and became a god. What! I only have ten years left to live! Ah... Who said God is immortal? Come out and I promise not to beat you to death! What! There are ghosts in this world, and there are also gods. How could there be no ghosts? But why should I, the majestic god of nature, be allowed to catch ghosts and subjugate demons? Where have all the Taoist priests, sir, and disciples gone? Are there only magic sticks left in this world? Ah!