God Is so Charming

In ancient times, the true god consulted the heavens and asked for a chance marriage for the ancient god Lord Ye Heng. After living for a thousand and eight million years that day, Lord Ye Heng knew that he might have to eat young grass once. However, he didn't expect that the grass was very tender, and it was unambiguous when it touched his heart. An in-law marriage that had been delayed for hundreds of thousands of years finally came to fruition on the day His Highness the Third Prince of Qihua Lingshan was born. Everyone in the Chuyao Palace cheered, as someone wanted the beautiful old god who had been single for so many years! I just didn't expect that God's emotional intelligence was seriously off-line, the cooked duck could fly away, and it was certain that her daughter-in-law would break off the engagement! How can this be done? God, please give your parents a snack! So, Shang Shen took a good look at himself and decided to chase his runaway wife back. The most shameless routine Shun Pu has ever experienced in her life was the one laid out for her by Ye Heng! Even though she is several rounds older, she still confidently says that she "puts up her pants and doesn't recognize anyone"! She is an upright and good emperor, how could she do such a crazy thing as sleeping with God and not admitting her guilt? ? Lu Li: "You are just like this, Your Highness!" Shun Pu: "..." You are obviously my lieutenant, right? Where are you turning your elbows? ? ? Little Diji, who wanted to break off the engagement, was led step by step into the pit of mortal society by the beautiful but scheming Shangshen, and she never climbed out again. —————————————— Fragment one "God, this junior is just here to steal a book. You are so generous." "What book." "That's... Long Yang's masterpiece, with you as the protagonist, famous in the six realms." "Oh, take it away." Shangshen calmly took out the book, "I just memorized it." "!!!..." "Who wrote it?" "... I'm sorry, it's this junior." Fragment two: "Lu Li, I'm done, I'm done! I put God to sleep!" "Ah..." Lu Li looked confused, "Tell me again, what did you do to God?" "Sleep." "... You are really successful. Now even the gods dare to sleep. Why don't you dare to sleep?" "In all my years of living, I have only slept with this kind of man." "It's not what my subordinates said about you. You just prostituted a god, so you have to be responsible." Fragment three "What do you like about me? I don't have the appearance of a fish or a wild goose, nor do I have a gentle and considerate temper. I can even forget to add the ingredients when making a bowl of noodles." "It's okay, you have me." "Then you can lend me your tail for two hours." "..." ———————— According to rumors in the Six Realms, the ancient god Lord Ye Heng was a stubborn man who was looked down upon by so many goddesses and fairies. Instead, he tied himself to a crooked-necked tree called Shunbu with a knot. The world is full of suffering, but you are my jujube honey. This article is easy and sweet, the steely straight girl Xiao Diji vs. The beautiful and charming old god! I spoil you until you lose your temper!