They say she is a thousand-year-old fairy, but what should she call someone who has practiced snake training for thousands of years?
It is said that her magic power is so boundless that she could not even defeat the Emperor of Heaven, but she has lived leisurely for tens of thousands of years. She does not want to be anything but a god, a happy fairy.
The euphemistic saying is that it is more down-to-earth and has a permanent appearance.
Every time at this time, her famous disciple Xiaobai, who had long since left the country, would sigh and say: "Master, your appearance has been there for a long time, but it seems to have been a little early."
That's right, what she is most proud of in her life is taking in Xiaobai and Xiaoqing, two apprentices who have given her a lot of face.
The most leisurely thing is holding a cup of sweet-scented osmanthus wine and basking in the little sun, wasting away the good times day after day.
The most annoying thing... Although she is an old goblin who is older than the Emperor of Heaven, she always has a face that looks like she is only sixteen or seventeen years old.
The most unexpected thing is that she, an old goblin who is fearless like her ancestor, will also encounter the devil star in her life.
Fragment one:
Because she was greedy and accidentally drank realgar wine, she lost all her magic power and turned into a snake shape, lying on the grass unable to move.
"Everyone hates snakes. I don't want to be so unlucky as to be caught."
However, the next second, she felt that her snake body, which had shrunk ten times, was hanging in the air.
"This little flower snake is quite cute."
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince didn't eat anything on the way, why not boil this snake and make snake soup?"
If you dare to eat me, she glared fiercely to the side. Suddenly, the person who caught her laughed in a very pleasant voice and said, "You can still glare at people. Could it be that you are a little spiritual snake? It doesn't matter, I have never kept a snake. From today on, you are our pet."
Fragment two:
In the palace, she was holding the sweet-scented osmanthus wine made by someone who had specially asked the best winemaker in the country to brew it. She was half drunk and half awake when suddenly her cheeks were pinched by a pair of hands that were more perfect than white jade.
The man put his forehead against hers and said in a cool voice: "I heard that you gave the prime minister a fortune telling that he will die three years earlier than me."
She chuckled, looked at his eyes that were prettier than the stars and said, "That's because you said you wanted to kill him. You are still a child and you want to cultivate your character. Killing people is not good!"
He calmed down and wished he could crush her heartless smile. The old prime minister was already seventy, and not only died three years earlier than him. Isn't she cursing him to die early? And he wanted to accompany her for life and eternity, how could he die so early?
Fragment three:
It was another good time in winter. She turned into a snake and lay lazily by the hot spring, preparing to hibernate. However, as soon as she fell asleep, she saw a group of her disciples and grandsons rushing in.
"Master is in trouble!"
She didn't even want to open her eyes, "What's the matter?"
"The new emperor of the world has ascended the throne."
Her eyelids narrowed further: "Your master and I have seen hundreds of emperors ascend the throne. Is there anything strange about it?"
"But the new emperor came to our mountain with millions of troops, saying he wanted to capture his absconding queen!"