Older Leftover Women Don't Want Younger Men

My name is Zhang Wuke, nickname is Sixty, and I have just celebrated my twenty-eighth birthday. Some people say that for women who are born three years ago, marriage and children should be the standard configuration. I'm very ashamed of this because I don't even have the minimum configuration! Some people say that a woman's youth ends when she reaches thirty, but my student career has just begun! Fragment one: "Zhang Shuhai, your daughter is going to start a new life again. I guess she won't last a month. Can we make a bet?" "Just bet! I have absolute confidence in my daughter!" "Okay! Then I'll bet on the set of fishing poles you're interested in. If your daughter is more than a month old, I will buy it for you. If she can't, don't talk to me about it in the future!" "Really?... How about changing it to half a month?" Fragment 2: "Hey! Please tell me about this question again, why does it count as wrong?" "Fuck! Auntie, I ask you to follow the normal routine and go home to get married and have children! You said that I have told you this type of questions N times. Even if you are a pig, you should be enlightened, right?" "Oh! This shows how heartbroken the teacher was when he saw your English composition, right?" "..."（╰＿╯）# Fragment three: "Life at sixty is just right! If you are full, you will overflow; if you are short, you will be regretful. This is so good!" "Sister Sixty, if your child gets 60% in science in the future, what will you do?" "I finally understand why even the 'male wives' in our dormitory have found boyfriends but you are still single!" "Tch! I'm not as hypocritical as you guys. I like to say nice things according to the situation. I'm honest. I say whatever I want, and I don't like to hear it!" "Look! I'm just going to learn to tell the truth from you, and don't you like hearing it too?" "..."