A classic quote from a certain summer: When the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; when the people are extremely humble, they will be invincible. Are you sick? Do you have any medicine? You said you taught me how to practice swordsmanship but you practiced it as a bitch. If you don't practice with the inferior, practice with the inferior. If you don't practice with the gold sword, practice with the silver sword. If you don't do it when I give you the sword immortal, you shouldn't be crying and shouting that you want to be a bitch. Why should you be made a swordsman? You look so thin that you no longer look like a pig. You can vomit even if you fall into a toilet, and you can explode yourself if you fall into a black hole. A certain summer's classic moves: Karate, the ancient version of Taekwondo by Hu Yifei. Weird things a certain summer did: sending bicycles, golf balls, table tennis, badminton to the emperor, and evening dresses to the concubines. The only person who has skipped jazz, been a star, beat gangsters, driven away mistresses, and above is her - Bai Shixia.
After giving birth
Xuan, go get the child some water, and then you can teach her Chinese. Jing, go and change the child's diaper, and then you can teach her math. Han, you teach her martial arts, Chen, you teach her military affairs, and Mo, you teach her painting. If you don't do this, no one will be able to sleep with me today. Xuan, Jing, Han, Chen, and Mo said with tears in their eyes, who made us fall in love with this barbaric goddess.
Finally
The child's name is Bai Zixuan, 18 years later. "Hello, father-in-law and mother-in-law." A group of beautiful men stood behind Bai Zixuan. "Mom and Dad, my daughter's husband" "Look, my daughter is good in all aspects, and she has found a group of beautiful men like your mother" "Why are you dissatisfied? I'm going to beat you up" "Don't, I'm wrong" "Hahahaha"