The Tao of the Lady and the Gentleman (Full Version)

Introduction: Literary Edition Some people say that the so-called holding hands and growing old together is just two people strolling in the alley after dinner. Tao Yaoyao never thought about eternal love. But unexpectedly, at the corner of her life, she met her forever. Tao Yaoyao never desires or expects a long-lasting and plain love or a love that is wanton and strong. Until, I met him, Mu Rutao. He is a humble young man, as gentle as jade, lonely and independent. It turns out that love has always been by her side. Allow her warmth, allow her a lifetime, allow her a branch to rely on, allow her a stable life and peaceful years. Time stands still, loneliness is long, the love in this life is as deep as the sea, and life is destined to be full of music and songs on the road. Episode version 1: The son will call daddy first Tao Yaoyao (strange): The first person every child knows is their mother, but our babies are the first to call daddy. Do you know why? Mu Rutao (shaking his head pitifully): I don't know. Tao Yaoyao (with a sly smile): That's because when the baby is hungry, he will call daddy, daddy, and then I can justifiably kick you a few times and say, 'My dear, the baby has called you, go and feed him! '. Then I can have a peaceful beauty sleep. Mu Rutao: O__O"... 2: The three obediences and four virtues of the new good man Mu Rutao: Come here, take off your shoes for me. Tao Yaoyao (unmoved):... Mu Rutao: Do you know the three obediences and four virtues of women? Tao Yaoyao: I don't know. Mu Rutao: ╭(╯╰)╮Humph, the three obediences are to obey the father before marrying, to the husband when married, and to the son after the death of the husband. The four virtues are a woman's virtue, a woman's speech, a woman's appearance, and a woman's merit. Tao Yaoyao (calm): What you said is from the ancients. I only know the three obediences and four virtues of a new good man in today's society. Mu Rutao: Come and listen. Tao Yaoyao: The three obediences are to obey your wife's orders, to follow your wife when she goes out, and to blindly follow your wife's mistakes. . The four virtues are that you have to be patient when your wife scolds you, you have to be able to wait while your wife goes shopping, you have to be willing to let your wife go shopping, and you have to be able to kneel by your bedside. Mu Rutao: O__O"... Ultimate Edition When she finally got divorced, she thought she was free. But she found that she had already fallen into his love, which was so deep that she could no longer extricate herself. Many people use marriage to save their souls that are about to sink, but she uses divorce to save her soul that is about to sink. After the divorce, she realized: I am afraid that in this life, she will be addicted to the tenderness he gave her, never hiding, never running away, never leaving. The past events were light and dark, but she was frightened to think about them. She originally thought that she had placed his deep love like the sea in place and rested quietly, but unexpectedly, she suddenly opened the valve of memory and suddenly recalled that that year he smiled like a picture, was as warm as jade, and as quiet as a Buddha. When you love me, I always want to escape. When I finally escaped, I quietly fell in love with you. This is our love that was five years late. It took her five years to fall in love with him, but as long as he was still there, it was not too late.