Miss It from Now On

At H University, what people often talk about is not national events, beautiful celebrities, or sports anecdotes, but the "Classic Quotations from H University" that everyone is flocking to. As a student of H University, Luo Tuo was told that his English score was 59 before the freshman year was over. He paid the heavy price of being expelled from the school in his junior year in exchange for the honor of having two sentences included in the quotations. What kind of book of quotations is it that can make almost all the teachers and students of University H do all kinds of incredible things, just to have their own words included in it? The author of the novel, Luo Tuolei, tells you the story in humorous and funny language, allowing you to experience the sweetness and pain of love, the warmth and timelessness of friendship with the protagonist of the novel in the flowing words, and unveil the mystery of H University and this quotation layer by layer... Excerpts from "H University Campus Classic Quotations": 1. What is a university? A university is a beauty with bad breath. It looks fine from a distance. But when you get really close, you realize that it is not as beautiful as you imagined. 2. In fact, human life is like shit. Sometimes you have worked very hard but all that comes out is just a fart. I just used all my strength to fart. 3. A beautiful, pure, gentle, sexy, lovely, kind and virtuous woman, like a ghost, all the men are talking about her, but no one has ever seen her with their own eyes... Three highlights of the novel: 1. Humorous and hilarious language; 2. Heart-stirring and touching love; 3. Ups and downs, fascinating plot. He is versatile and humorous, and is known as a professional in love letters. The love letters he wrote to his girlfriend were bound into volumes and widely circulated, but they had an ending that no one could have imagined... ——Camel He is tall, mighty and handsome. He claims to be so handsome that he dares not go to the toilet. He attracts exclamations from girls wherever he goes. However, he has fallen into despair because of frustration in love... ——Pheasant There are more characters with distinctive personalities. If you like it, please join the QQ group 48378900 and give your opinions and suggestions to the author. At the same time, you can also give feedback to the author by publishing book reviews. The author is looking forward to your attention and participation with unparalleled enthusiasm...