Every One of My Disciples Wants to Rebel

After transmigrating to another world, she unlocks a cheat artifact and gains a shortcut to cultivation. Unfortunately, as someone from another world, she is rejected by the Heavenly Dao and cannot cultivate. Her only option is to take on plenty of disciples and teach them. But she never expected that... Her eldest disciple would be a peerless martial artist; her second, unrivaled in alchemy; her third, the one and only Zombie King in all the ages... Her sixth can create mountains and rivers with an embroidery needle, and her seventh can conjure exquisite aromas with god-tier cooking skills. This army of children appears out of nowhere, sweeping across the eight directions and leaving the world quaking in fear. The crowd grimaces and asks, "Your Grace, you are merely a mortal. How did you manage to take on these heaven-defying disciples?" "I found them." The girl rests her chin in her hand and says casually, "One fell from the sky, so I picked him up. One I found by the roadside, one in a pile of corpses, and one..." "Please, say no more!" The crowd beats their chests and cries, "So you just picked them all up for free? The Heavenly Dao is so unfair!" The girl blinks, looking completely innocent. "I haven't even mentioned that my husband, whose status is unmatched throughout the ages, was also someone I picked up." [New book: Help! The Fake Heiress Only Wants to Be a Slacker. Add it to your library and let it build up a backlog!]