Hao Lian Baozhu was born a stubborn princess, and her mother was also a useless concubine with no brains. It is easy to imagine that she should have to endure a lot of hardships, but she has three good qualities: good looks, a good father, and a good husband. Her sisters are so jealous that they are jealous. Biting your finger, in fact, this is just a fake palace fight and a fake house fight, because Hao Lian Baozhu also has another name: Silly Bao. Even her mother is too lazy to be serious with her. She feeds her well every day and raises her beautifully. When she is released, her lethality is comparable to that of a hundred thousand cavalry camp.
Highlight one:
Su Shizi: "Daughter-in-law, I already have your child, why can't you spend more time with me?"
Shabao:? ? ? "Where is it? Where is it?"
Mrs. Su: "Ganggun, I'm busy taking my good boy to buy a shop and open a restaurant."
Su Nanhou: "You bastard, you are getting more and more shameless. You didn't realize that my wife wants your wife to accompany me? Why don't you stay cool?"
Su Shizi was angry: "You are not qualified to accompany your wife, why do you have to try to please my wife?"
Silly Bao: "My dear husband, be good. Once you have a baby, you should take good care of it at home. My mother and I will go out and buy you delicious food and fun things for the baby."
Su Qingyu burst into tears and reluctantly grabbed the monkey in Shabao's arms: "Then let Xiaopizi stay with the baby, and I will go shopping with you."
Shabao:? ? ? "It accompanies the baby? Isn't the baby in your belly?"
Su Shizi's face was not red, and his heart was not beating. He replied: "Oh, I just stuffed the baby into its belly. Now it will stay with it. Let's go, let's go shopping. I heard that a new oiran has arrived. Let's go and see it."
Xiaopizi pointed his flaming butt at the prince's face to show off his power: I am a male, I am not pregnant with children, you unscrupulous liar, pervert!
Su Qingyu's face was full of black lines and he threw the monkey away. Shabao was anxious for the oiran, so he immediately put the bullied little guy behind and ran away with his husband. Su Qingyu took the opportunity to kick the monkey's butt: Humph, I will fight you to death in a minute.
Little monkey:. . . Despicable and shameless villain, you abducted me, my sweet master, and I'm not done with you anymore, huh!
Su Nanhou & Mrs. Su:. . . What about the shopping you promised? What's the point of a couple visiting a brothel together?
Highlight 2:
"Your Majesty, it's not good. Yanguo and Dayuan have formed a partnership and have already arrived at the city. It is estimated that the number of people is ten times ours." His subordinates hurriedly came to report.
Prince Su gritted his teeth: "Inexplicable!"
Subordinate: "?" What's so baffling? "Your Majesty, I'd better think of a countermeasure first, even though they come out of nowhere."
Su Shizi ran home angrily. When he entered the door, he was so angry that he shouted: "It's inexplicable! I'll squat in the corner for you. Baby, pack up your belongings and get ready to run away!"
Sha Bao asked: "Ms. Sir, didn't you just burn down the royal study and throw away the jade seal for no reason? Why does it sound like the sky is falling?"
Su Shizi: "Baby, I know this is not a big deal. The problem is that what was burned was not the royal study room at home, and what was broken was not the jade seal at home. Yanguo and Dayuan are not loyal to each other."
A, B, B, D: Prince Consort, you are inexplicable. During the good times, you don't bask in the sun at the top of the city. When you come back, you make people squat in the corner for no apparent reason.
Small theater:
Author: Interview, what do you think of Shabao?
Emperor Chengye: My stupid boy is the stupidest.
Prime Minister: We six princesses are the most troublesome.
Grand Master: We six princesses are the most blessed.
Marshal: Our sixth princess is the richest.
Erbao: My sister is the stupidest.
Concubine Xian: Silly boy is very lucky.
Mrs. Su: My silly baby is the most adorable.
Sunan Hou: Our silly boy is the best at taking care of the bastards.
Su Shizi: My wife is the most powerful and majestic!
Shabao:? ? ? What are you talking about? Don't my rocks look good?