The No. 1 Crazy Woman: God, Have Mercy on Me

When you are alive, you have to live in the present! The girl Hei Qi is the second demon king after Dong Gongchen. Wherever she goes, there is bloodshed. People who have been tricked by her can form an empire, and people who are so angry with her that they lose their temper can fill the entire Li Hai. A first-class refining of medicine can only produce poison; He is a master at refining weapons, and the explosive cauldron is always more explosive than the weapon he made; Relying on the formation to move around the world, popularity is always stronger than fists. Walking around the world, crossing the yellow sand of the desert, the west wind blows and the horse is thin on the ancient road, the sun sets in the west, and the black chess people are at the end of the world. In this world where elixirs are everywhere and there are as many golden elixirs as there are dogs, you have to find your own different path to immortality. What is the way of heaven? What is the cause and effect? Is ascension the real end? Against the sky, maybe it's really not just talk... ... After all, if you don't go against heaven, you will never know the truth of the universe. - Small theater one The cloaked man fed the black chess poison, and then smiled coldly: "If I don't give you the antidote in ten days, you will die, so from now on, you must do whatever I say." Black chess: "Okay, okay, please give me your instructions." Man in cloak: "Now go find a disciple and take off his clothes for me!" Black: "You are so powerful, why don't you find it yourself?" Man in cloak: "..." Black: "By the way, why did you destroy the clothes of the two disciples you just killed instead of taking them?" Man in cloak: "..." Black: "Could it be that you forgot?" Man in cloak (angry): "Just do what I say! Believe it or not, I will chop you to death right now!!" Small Theater 2 Yu Jiu: "Humph, Black Chess, you have today too." Black: "Let it go or I'll yell right now that you've ever worn women's clothing." Yu Jiu: "Haha, do you think others will believe it?" Black: "But this is the truth, you can't deny it." Yu Jiu: "So what about the facts? Others won't believe it." Black Chess: "I feel relieved because of your words (loudly) Everyone, come and listen! The young master of the demon clan just made an explosive speech! I recorded it with the transmission talisman!" Yu Jiu: "!!!! I let go!! Shut up!" Small theater three "Now is the auction of the big axis. The auction is for the Four Elephants and Eight Swords. I won't say much about the Four Elephants and Eight Swords. I believe all fellow Taoists know its legend. The starting price is zero. Let's start bidding now!" Bai Yue was the first to make the decision: "I want to take the picture and give it to Black. No one is allowed to compete with my Bai family!" Gu Qingyun smiled coldly: "I want to take pictures and show them to my disciples. Anyone who goes against me will be killed." Yu Jiu had no expression on his face: "I'm going to film it and threaten Black Qi. If you dare to bid, I'll let you know what life is worse than death." Lu Cheng smiled softly: "You all bid, if it is still in your hands tomorrow, I will lose." Ji Tianjin didn't care: "I own this auction house, who wants to compete with me?" White began to draw his bow without saying a word, and everyone around him took cover. Ji Shiyi appeared on the stage at some unknown time, holding something and getting ready to run. Just when the court was in chaos, Black stood up. "Please help me bid for something like this. I will use any poison in exchange for it." Her words were as shocking as the whole auction house was about to be turned upside down. The next day, the front page headline of the Xiuxian tabloid read: "A black chess refining medicine suddenly appeared in the auction house, and the four elephants and eight swords became the background."