The Sinister Young Man and the Good-For-Nothing Witch Concubine

She is a good-for-nothing goddess known to all the six worlds. She originally wanted to eat and drink and become a god in peace, but she was so lucky that she accidentally brought back a young master when she went out. Yesterday you slept in my house, today you eat my breakfast, and tomorrow you occupy my mountaintop. Watch me pick up a big broom weighing 18 pounds and just go up and do it! Born in Fengming, raised in mountains and fields, and existing in heaven and earth, this life is just for oneself, so why take care of so many things. The phoenix sings, the Yaochi dances, the marriage certificate is taken, the oath is made... For the sake of profit, I can even betray my appearance, and even use my brain to scare myself. I told you not to follow me, but you followed me! Why are you still using your hands? Not only are you using your hands, you are also using your mouth! A certain man was furious: "Do you know what makes a great man?" A certain beauty kissed a certain man on the lips accurately: "Like me, you will make a profit this time." Call me a loser? I'm definitely not familiar with you. Say he is evil? Let's go and marry Jinlan. What? She is not worthy of me. In my heart, she is the only one worthy of me in this world. What? I don't deserve him, and in my heart I really don't want him to harm others anymore. Look, I, Feng Changxin, am always so kind! [Author forced interaction] Xiaolu: You're lying, it's not like that at all! Feng Changxin: If you dare to say one more thing, I will immediately let my husband look over and kill you instantly! Xiaolu: ...(You have a husband and you are awesome. I don't know who was crying and shouting that he didn't want to be single.) *Quotations from gods with their own special effects* "You really can't believe everything the beauty says." The pattern of flowers in the sky floated among the floating clouds without any wind, showing a sense of romance. "Oh, I really can't believe what you say." The purple dress flew like smoke, and the starry eyes were curved and charming. ... What can I do to make you never forget me? It's simple... Owe me money. ..."Brain is a good thing, but it's a pity that you and I both have it." "Why make yourself so tired? When you are with me, you don't need to have a brain." ———————— This article is one-on-one, pampering to the extreme and torturing to the bitter end. Come and watch with a watermelon in your arms!