[This is a heart-warming story about a cute baby acting as a matchmaker, a scheming couple who first quarrels and then falls in love, who joins hands to show off their affection by torturing a scumbag, leveling up and fighting monsters, and reaching the pinnacle of life!
Lu Yebai was arrogant, aloof and sinister, but after meeting Cheng Anmu, he transformed into a loyal dog and a good husband.
Lu Yebai has three things in life: first, pamper his wife;
Second, make your wife heartbroken;
Third, we must eliminate all the flies around my wife!
Cheng Anmu, nicknamed "Little Vicious Tongue"! She is optimistic and narcissistic, but she is the most miserable beautiful girl in the world. Everyone else wants to be a father, but she is the only one who wants to be a mother. Not to mention buy one get one free, what does "one big and one small" mean?
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When they first met, Cheng Anmu was regarded as a human trafficker by Lu Yebai and was personally sent to the police station.
Goodbye, Cheng Anmu led Little Baozi, locked Lu Yebai in the basement, patted his butt and ran away.
We saw again that Lu Yebai came into the house, claiming that he wanted to get his son back, but secretly wrote her name in the household registration book.
Fighting is pain and scolding is love, bickering leads to true love, let's see how the little white rabbit activates the attributes of a queen and trains the cold-hearted man into a loyal dog husband!
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When two people get together, no matter whether you are a little white lotus or a big bad wolf, they will scold you until you are bloody and call you father and mother! One will scold and cry, one will torture the other to death!
His biological mother who abandoned him came to visit? Sorry, you gave birth to me and didn't raise me. You only thought of me when you begged me. Turn left when you go out and walk slowly without seeing me off!
Does anyone dare to take advantage of his wife? Sorry, my woman, you have to pay the price for taking another look! Short legs or broken arms, your choice!
Xiao Bailian wants to sow discord and successfully rise to power? I'm sorry, Miss Cheng doesn't take you seriously, and President Lu won't let you go either!
[One-to-one sweet petting article, only more petting but not the most beloved, a sweet and hilarious start to the New Year!
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[Cheating Little Theater]
"Mommy, Songsong eats your food and lives in your house. Today is your birthday. Can Songsong give you a gift?"
"What gift?"
"Dangdang-Songsong gives Dabai to you!"
"Babai? What the hell?"
"Dabai is Daba!"
A certain little bun pointed at the cold-faced man at the door. Cheng Anmu glanced at the outstanding man outside the door——
"Songsong, don't bring any garbage home from now on. It's unhygienic."
Someone has a dark face.
The little bun tilted his head and thought for a while, then walked to the door and closed the door mercilessly with a snap. He almost pinched his father's nose. It was the first time in his life that he was rejected. Lu Yebai felt a little... Happy?
Happy Enemies Small Theater
"Honey, your instructor has asked you to intern at Shengshi starting tomorrow. I will write your internship evaluation."
"The president still cares about the interns' affairs?"
"No matter, I'm in charge of my wife's business."
"So?"
"So behave well, I..."
"Lu Yebai! I think you should be called Lu Yehei! You are as black as water, you black-hearted carrot! How dare you threaten my aunt?! Just give me zero points in the internship evaluation!"
"Honey, I... Honey, why are you packing your things?"
"I'll take Songsong back to live with me!"
"Honey, I was wrong. I'm going to kneel on the washboard right now. You can write whatever you want for the internship evaluation. Once you've written it, I'll copy it verbatim!"
Warm Little Theater
Cheng Anmu: "Dabai, I want a hug."
Lu Yebai raised his eyebrows and hugged her, "What's wrong, wife?"
Cheng Anmu: "That woman said she was my mother, but I don't want to recognize her."
Lu Yebai: "Then don't recognize me. You just need to recognize me as your husband."
Cheng Anmu: "..."
Lu Yebai: "An'an, no matter what happens in the future, I will be by your side. You will never be alone again."
Cheng Anmu: "Come with me to eat skewers later."
Lu Yebai: "It's not good to eat too much of that kind of thing. During the barbecue process, the nucleic acid substances contained in the meat will react with most amino acids to produce mutated substances in the Maillard reaction, which can easily cause cancer, and..."
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