Gamer God, Log In and Make a Baby!

One is naturally airheaded. One is wildly domineering. One is a big star in the online gaming world, reunited after a long separation. One is a steadfast, hardcore top boss. Love is a feeling; liking someone is an attitude. I like you. You probably won't believe me, because loving you is something only I have to do. After all these years apart, this time I'll hold your hand tight and never give you another chance to leave me. I will become your one and only reason to stay! Wifey, wifey, come into my arms!