My Husband Is a Eunuch

This is a story about humans and monsters, set in the twenty-first century. It isn't epic or earth-shattering, just heartwarming and healing.

Me: Sir, you're a snake and I'm human. What will our baby look like?

Sir: However you like.

Me: When we have a baby, will you still be this good to me, Sir?

Sir: The baby is a baby. You're my precious one.

Me: Sir, I want kisses and cuddles. Pick me up and carry me around!

Sir: Qin Yiren, you idiot, are you ever going to stop?!