This Queen Is a Little Round

She was a modern-day gold digger whose soul transmigrated into an ancient chubby woman, but she was also the legitimate eldest daughter of the current dynasty’s great general. And so began her lighthearted, uplifting daily life of household battles, palace intrigue, running away, getting caught, and fighting on. Time 1: He couldn’t help asking her, “Who taught you to play the zither?” She replied, “I never learned. I only know this one piece.” Time 2: He asked in an unfriendly tone, “Didn’t you say you only knew that one piece?” She answered breezily, “I do. I only know that whole piece. I only know half of this one, so it doesn’t count as a piece.” Time 3: He fought back his jealousy and asked darkly, “Didn’t you say you only knew that whole piece, and half of another? Then just now, why were you playing with him...” She cut him off with a smile. “This piece is a duet. I only know my half of the score. Without someone to play the other part, it doesn’t make a proper tune, so I never thought I could really say I knew it.” He was so furious he wanted to roar. Damn it, from now on, if you’re playing a duet with me, you’re only allowed to play with me!