[This article is one-to-one, relaxed and humorous, without any pitfalls or abuse]
She is a Taoist nun from Kunlun Mountain——@: This is a fact!
She is a rare martial arts prodigy in modern society - @ reply: I'm naturally embarrassed!
She is the 27th generation descendant of Mo's martial arts school but has nothing to do - @ reply: Old Taizu, crawl out and change your suicide note!
She is a living idiot who can't even use a mobile phone - a woman crushed an electric toothbrush @Reply: Just because she can't, doesn't mean she doesn't do something!
She is dark, thin, colorless and has no appearance, but she has hooked up with an international superstar——@ reply: Are you envious? Jealousy? Hate? Want it? How about giving him money for a bowl of rice noodles and letting him spend the night with you?
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A certain man stood behind a certain woman with a sullen face, closed his laptop with a snap, picked up the certain woman by the waist and walked towards the bedroom:
"I will give you money for a bowl of rice noodles every day. When the time is up, go into the room and wait!"
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[Segment of tooth sealing 1]:
A certain woman walked up to a certain man calmly, tore open her collar with a hiss, pointed to the scar on her chest and said, "It's a scar, how do you settle the score?"
A certain man shook the thick liquid in the goblet and smiled evilly: "That's right. If you put my mark on it, no other man in the world will dare to want you."
[Sea Tooth Excerpt 2]:
A certain woman held up a set of black lace underwear and asked, "Excuse me, what is this?"
"Underwear, Bra... I'm warning you, from underwear to hairpins, you are not allowed to wear anything bought by a second person in the future."
[Segment of Tooth Segment 3]:
"Smelly girl, you can't live without hitting a man, right?"
"Humph!" A certain woman pouted, jumped up to a poplar tree more than 20 meters away, and counted the stars.
A certain man was furious under the tree, "You little girl, come down! Tell me! Which man did you beat again today!"
[Segment of Tooth Segment 4]:
"Honey, are you handsome?"
A certain girl glanced at him lightly, "There are so many handsome people, who do you think is the oldest?"
A certain man squatted on the ground angrily, "Well, since I'm not handsome, let him kill me with one shot."
"Ah? Okay, okay, you are the most handsome and the biggest in the world. Go on stage and sing."
"Big?..."
[If you want to know more, you are welcome to jump into the pit to watch and support yourself! Get some money! You are the sky and you are the earth! You are my food, clothing, parents and brothers!