The Courtship of a Girl with Dichlorvos

He is my "Your Majesty" and I am his "Concubine". This fate was destined from the mother's womb. What? How dare he deny the baby's marriage arranged by his parents! Then don't blame me... I fought back with all my strength! What? What is said about "all the good cabbage is eaten by pigs"! Well, I will be a heartless "baby pig" and I plan to hang myself on this "cabbage". If you want to laugh until you cry, please read the story of the courtship of a girl with dichlorvos.