Hot Mom with Twin Cute Babies

Copywriting one: A certain man and a certain girl ran away within two days of their marriage. The certain girl twisted her neck and pushed her suitcase, leaving behind a message: "You idiot, I wish you get married and divorced ten times in your life! In the end, you will become a golden bitch!" When a man came home and saw the documents and notes left behind, his face became gloomy... Nine months later, one night it was windy, rainy, and thunderous. In a certain hospital, with the loud thunder, the cry of a baby was heard. The woman after giving birth leisurely opened her eyes and asked the nurse: "Which one is the boss?" "On the left is the eldest, and on the right is the youngest." The woman grabbed the nurse's hand and said weakly: "Don't put it in the wrong position!" Nurse: "..." What do you mean! Later, the two young men gradually grew up, and their mother shouted: "Gu Zuozuo, Gu Youyou" Why do you have such a rustic name? The woman stretched out her arms and hugged her two sons proudly: "It takes a lot of brain cells to name them. Name them directly according to the direction where they were born. It is simple and crude, but has artistic conception!" The two boys who disliked their names kept their faces dark and said nothing. A certain mother has been immersed in pride and can't get out... ***** Copywriting two: Fu Bosheng and his sons went to the elevator with their hands full of things. Gu Siyi pressed the elevator button for them generously and said with innocent big eyes, "I'm going to the supermarket downstairs to buy daily necessities. You put your things away and find me in the past." Looking at her who was as light as a swallow, Fu Bosheng said with a dark face, "Are you such a mother? Instruct the children to carry things while you go shopping in style." Gu Siyi raised her eyebrows, "Do you have any objections?" Look left and right. The two sons both shook their heads, and then Gu Siyi spread her hands to express her helplessness. At this time, the elevator arrived. Fu Bosheng held his breath and went in first. His two sons followed him silently. Until the elevator door closed, he said, "Your mother usually treats you like this." Because he was carrying too many things, the right side of his body shook involuntarily, and he spoke slowly, "Mom said that we are the men in the family, and we must learn to protect women, that is, protect her. We must obey her in everything, and we must not tire her, make her angry, or refute what she says." Zuo Zuo coughed and said unnaturally, "In short, our family's family motto is to do one thing, two things, and three things we can't." Left and right have been working very hard to implement what my mother said. Fu Bosheng looked up at the sky. In the years since he was gone, these two brats must have been brainwashed by Gu Siyi!