The Farmer's Spicy Little Wife

A classic joke that everyone who sees it must read! 1. Erlang Shen chases and beats the Bone Demon. The Bone Demon said: "You and I have no grudges, so why are you chasing me so hard?" Erlang said: "Because I like your body!" The white-bone spirit said shyly: "What do you want to do with a bunch of bones?" Erlangshen continued: "With such a good bone, wouldn't it be a pity not to use it as dog food for my roaring dog!" White Bone Essence:… 2. Lao Zhang next door asked me: "What do you usually do when your son is naughty?" I thought his child was causing trouble, so I tried to stop him by saying, "Hit him, otherwise he won't be effective!" He asked again: "Can I learn from you?" I patted my chest and said, "Of course." At night, my son came home crying. I asked him what happened, and he cried and said that it was Lao Zhang who beat him, and that I asked him to be beaten. Damn it, this Lao Zhang is too bad. 3. Wife: Dear, I want to go on a trip. Husband: Browse pictures of scenic spots on the Internet, you don't have to spend money, and you can still enjoy the great mountains and rivers. Wife: Your sister, when you browse landscape pictures on the Internet, do you feel like you are there in person? Husband: Damn, put your photos into landscape pictures, wouldn't you have that feeling? 4. Wife: Honey, stop playing and eat quickly. Son: If I don't want to eat, I just want to play! Husband: My good son, if you eat a spoonful of rice, I will reward you with 1 yuan! Wife: Oh, are you saving money for your private life again? Husband: Oh, how dare I? Why don't you just give me 10 yuan of pocket money for next month? Wife: Come on, baby, and grab your dad's pocket money! The son heard this, smiled, picked up the spoon his father used to pick out his ears, and reached out to dig for food... When my husband saw this, he almost cried: Son of a bitch, you are going to bankrupt your father!!! (Let me tell you the truth. I am a new author from Qidian. I have been on the Qidian platform for a long time. During the days of writing books, I encountered many things. I silently endured that kind of isolation and loneliness while creating. After writing my hard-earned work, there is no need for any readers to read it. I know that feeling, so on the recommendation of my friends in the industry, I chose to advertise in other authors' book review areas. When I advertise, I have to be blocked by Qidian customer service. I currently have fifteen accounts and have been banned by Qidian for advertising, but even so, I still choose to promote my works everywhere.) "Guwu Tianjie" This is my work, the author is "Dream Sunset." If you want to help newcomers, you might as well step down and click on my work. The works are updated five times a day, please support me. .

The character of the heroine doesn't match the title of the novel at all, how "hot" is that! She almost lost her virginity and still begged for mercy for the person who bullied her! Isn't this the Virgin?!!