An utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly doting romance. I’m not stuttering, and your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you. This story is just full of doting.
Tang Qitang, the final disciple of Nie Liuzhi, the modern-day gambling saint, lost her life at sea after catching a cheat aboard a cruise ship.
The little deaf girl had no name. She was a child whom the cook at the Duke of Cheng’en’s residence had somehow brought home, and her origins were a mystery.
Before the age of ten, the little girl was truly deaf and spoke indistinctly. Teasing her was one of life’s pleasures for everyone else, and it eventually cost her her life.
By a twist of fate, Tang Qitang transmigrated into her body, taking the place of the humble, timid little deaf girl.
After turning ten, Tang Qitang pretended to be deaf. Mischievous and clever, she made eavesdropping on others her favorite pastime and enjoyed an utterly carefree life in this strange world.
But Tang Qitang, pretending to be deaf, would eat anything, but she would never accept being taken advantage of. She would admit to anything, but she would never admit defeat.
Wei Xizhi: the Prince of Shen, unfailingly respectful in front of everyone, but the mad lord people fear to even speak of behind his back.
Yet no one knows that he is a cunning, wicked charmer, a ruler of the night who commands a mysterious power.
Rumor has it that the mad lord suffers from fits of madness. Rumor has it that he takes pleasure in eating people.
Rumor has it that he never goes near women. Rumor has it that he is also a compulsive gambler.
And the mad lord has never lost a bet...
When the disguised mad lord kidnaps the girl pretending to be deaf, Tang Qitang is left with only two choices: either stay deaf, or go mad...
A sneak peek at some scenes from the story, “Pretending”
A certain man’s eyes glimmered. “Why are you pretending to be deaf?”
A certain woman looked smug. “How else would I know you were pretending to be mad?”
The man ran his tongue over his lips. “You do know that everyone who finds out I’m pretending to be mad has already...”
The woman promptly flopped onto the ground. “They’re all dead, right? I can pretend to be dead too! Please spare me!”
The man grabbed the woman and began undressing her...
The woman couldn’t escape or fight back. “What are you doing?!”
The man said, “Wrong! Everyone who finds out I’m pretending to be mad gets eaten by me! Now I’m going to pretend to eat you...”
About “The Sickness and the Cure”
The woman: “Are you sick or something? Why do you keep following me?”
The mad lord: “Yes, I’m sick.”
The woman: “What’s wrong with you? Stop following me!”
The mad lord: “I... can’t get it up.”
The deaf girl: “You’re seriously ill! But I’m no doctor!”
The mad lord: “But you’re the cure!”
About “The Bet”
The mad lord: “I’ll make a bet with you, though I don’t know if you dare.”
The woman: “There’s no bet I wouldn’t take! What are we betting?”
The mad lord: “The bet doesn’t matter. What matters is the stakes.”
The woman: “Go on!”
The mad lord: “If I lose, I’m yours. If I win, you’re mine!”
The woman: “...”
About “Revenge”
The mad lord: “Do you really hold a grudge that badly? Must you always oppose me?”
The woman: “A true gentleman takes revenge!”
The mad lord: “You’re no gentleman. You’re a woman!”
The woman: “Even better! A gentleman takes ten years to get revenge, but a little woman gets even all day long!”
The mad lord: “...”
This is a love story about a proud woman pretending to be deaf and a wickedly charming man pretending to be mad. Like a cat chasing a mouse, she’s determined not to be “eaten,” while he’s determined to “eat” her.
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