Time Travel: the Ruffian Girl Plays Jianghu

[This story is a bit confusing at the beginning, spoiled in the middle, and a little cruel at the end, but the ending is very happy, and the most important thing is that there are so many handsome guys! It is said that I have been saving money for N years and finally got what I wanted and bought a mobile turtle shell - little Benben. I feel so satisfied, narcissistic and proud! I really want to swear to the whole world: Comrades, socialism is good, socialism is wonderful! Own a car first, then a house, and your fortune is guaranteed! I drank to suppress the blood that was about to boil in my heart, made an appointment with my best friend to show off, and went for a drive in my new car. My brain was short-circuited, and I completely forgot the truth that the police uncle often said - don't drink when driving, and don't drive when you drink! "The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are like the Big Dipper~~Ah Ha'il, ah ha ah Ha'il..." When Liu Huan sings, it's called heroic, passionate, and classic! And my singing is simply a monologue, noise, and insult to the audience! Hehe! However, when a person is happy, it is quite enjoyable and quite comfortable to roar! Even if I make some noise, I still have greenery to carry me around! "Goose... Goose... Goose goose..." Don't get me wrong, I am not so sophisticated that I recite "Ode to the Goose", but I am burping. I can't help it. Even my expression and voice can always be misunderstood. Don't ask me why I don't correct it, but... I'm actually... Used to it, and it's hard to change my habit! "Yaya, tease me?! Try another one!... Goose..." I couldn't live with myself. I hammered my chest with one hand and waved my other hand wildly. I accidentally turned the steering wheel and flew gloriously from the bridge into the Huangpu River... Then, I won a prize and traveled through time...