Light Bulb in Pocket

Two years ago, they met under the cherry blossom tree. Two years ago, a car accident left her in a coma. Two years later, she woke up from a coma, still unable to forget him, and an inexplicable urge made her look for him. Two years later, when they met again, she was already a stranger to him! What a joke! How could he not exist in his world? She couldn't accept it. No matter, since he has broken into her world, he cannot delete her from his world so easily. A certain man was depressed at this time. When did I provoke such a woman? ———————————————————————————————————————— Fragment 1 I had a drink that had some mysterious "tea" added to it. I want an omelette filled with eggshells. You can chew the salt out of your steak. The coffee turned into soy sauce, I wanted to bask in the sun, but the chair collapsed. Caught the culprit stabbing his sports car, Him: May I ask why I offended you? Her: It's your sin if you forget me. He burst into tears. Clip 2 She kept staring at the handsome waiter passing by with peach blossom eyes. He growled: Stay with me and don't drool on other men. Her: I want you to take care of it, it's not your family. Him: Can you please keep reading for me? A certain woman slammed the table and became angry. He walked up to the handsome waiter and shouted: Brother, you are so handsome! ~ I gave the handsome guy a big hug, then turned back to his man: I not only looked at him, but I also hugged him, how was it? Fragment 3 She woke up early in the morning and found a bunch of strawberries on her neck. He smiled evilly: Do you like my signature? If you look closely, you will see that the pile of strawberries connected together form the character "dragon". She was furious: Who gave you permission to scribble on me? ! ! The next day, An exquisite turtle was drawn under the corner of his eye. She thought he would be so angry that he would be forced to stay at home for three days without going out. While having fun, he was actually called to attend a party with him wearing two band-aids. His friend looked at the band-aid on his face: Mr. Long, you were so passionate last night. He smiled evilly, reached out and hugged her into his arms. She immediately regretted that the turtle painting had become smaller... Fragment 4 Watching him be sweet with other women She really couldn't stand it anymore and planned to leave. But he insisted on catching her back Her: Asshole, let go! Him: It was you who came to me first. Now, you are not allowed to leave without my permission! Unable to break away, she could only grit her teeth for a while. Could it be that she had fallen into a tiger's den by mistake? ?