At Last, the Skies Clear

“You have a crush on me,” he said.

“Don’t be so full of yourself,” she replied.

“Let’s stop talking,” he said.

“Why?” she asked.

“I hate it when people say I’m full of myself,” he replied.

“Heh, I’m only joking,” she said.

“I don’t want to hurt her,” he said.

“Fine, let’s stop talking,” she said.

Many years later…

“Let’s get divorced!” she said.

“No!” he refused.

“Why not?” she asked.

“My mom said you’re the only woman who can be her daughter-in-law!” he replied.

“But I want to leave!” she said.

“Why?” he asked.

“Loving someone alone is exhausting!”