My Sister Wants to Return the Product: Smelly Iceberg, I Don't Want It Anymore (Full Version)

Meet some noobs for the first time It was just a moment of lust, and I picked up a beautiful man, and because of him, I took over my house and my bed. I gave him my bed and she still insisted on hugging me! I pfft—I'm a killer, okay? (Cuteness Chapter) "I want to order pudding for the sake of God?" "This name has been made for a long time!" "Ah?" Her purple eyes were sparkling with tears, full of cuteness. "I've long wanted to have a Chihuahua, and now I have you——" "..." (A battle of wits and courage) "Wife——" "I'm not your wife!" "It is said on TV that if you eat pudding with you, the person who eats pudding with you is your wife——" "A kiss is your wife." Being kissed suddenly. "Hehe, I'm my wife now——" "..." (Bitter Meat Plan) "Honey, Pudding's stomach feels uncomfortable——" "What's wrong?" "You'll eat the pudding you'll eat." "..." "Honey, Pudding is injured." "Only serious trauma that is visible to the naked eye is called an injury." "Pudding's hair has split ends, you can see it——" "..." It's not you again when I meet again When we meet again, I am not Xiaoqi and you are not Pudding. You and I have changed our roles, and our thoughts can no longer be seen clearly. (Tiao·Drama) "Pudding Beauty——" "Yeah?" The man agreed habitually, looking up and seeing that familiar charming smile. The handsome face suddenly turned dark, as cold as ice. "Hehe, don't be angry! Just call me wife again for me to hear!" "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll kill you!" "Ouch! The slave family is so scared!" (Anti-dialogue·Drama) "Pudding Beauty!" "Ah?" His purple eyes flashed, and two lovely red clouds appeared on his handsome face. I feel sad, where has my innocent and lovely pudding beauty gone? Tears running~~~ Then there is no going back to the past (Literature and Art) Now I understand that even bickering has become a regret that cannot be achieved. However, who is it that sighs in the ear at midnight and says over and over again that I am not allowed to leave? Since you already love me, why do you need to be so flirtatious with me? In the end, half a lifetime of drunken love. Friendly reminder Ahem, still the same style, you know. . . Anyone who knows me well knows that I am a pro-MA——