A Silly Baby Fell from the Sky

1. Mother-child segment "Mom, you are neither gentle nor virtuous. You can't go to the hall or the kitchen. Hey, you have brute force but you can't beat the mistress..." "You brat, you think I'm willing to do this? I really can't understand that someone would come to snatch your father's poker face!" "Mom, please stop making excuses. I still think you are taking advantage of me when you are with dad." "You, you, you are an unfilial son. One day, I will chop you into human meat and take out the barbecued pork buns and feed them to the dogs." 2. Husband and wife paragraphs "Husband, don't turn on the air conditioner today to save electricity, money and energy, hehehe!" "..., Huh?" "Uh, haha, haha, there is a big air conditioner in front of me. I can put it anywhere and chat with me. Even telling a joke on a hot day can freeze me to death. " Husband's expression: Staring at you (Oh, I'm afraid, I'm even breaking out in a cold sweat on such a hot day) 3. Father-son passage "Dad, why did you marry a wife with such a low IQ...?" "You brat, this isn't all your fault..." "Dad, I was wrong. You might as well become a monk so that my mother won't torture you again." "Can you two live on alone?" "Uh... It seems like I can't survive!" 4. Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law phrases "Xiao Ning, come here and pick out which one you like. Mom will buy it for you!" "Hehe, hehe, it's better not to give it up, it's too expensive..." Daughter-in-law: This old lady's menopause is here again. If you don't want to buy it, just say so. Why do you have to say it so nice and give it such an ugly gift... Mother-in-law: Huh, huh, I give you these as a token of appreciation for you. Look at any mother-in-law around who treats her daughter-in-law as well as I do...