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Quotations from Mr. Yao: When a man pursues a woman, he should be domineering when he should be domineering, gentle when he should be gentle, be romantic when he should be romantic, and be rogue when he should be rogue!
"Auntie, am I hungry?"
"Auntie, why are you ignoring me?"
"Auntie, it turns out there's a loli inside you, pink underwear?"
"Auntie, your leopard print underwear was torn by my hook."
"Auntie, come back from get off work and buy me something to eat."
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"Baby, let me tell you something. From now on, you are my girlfriend! OK, this matter has been decided happily!"
"Ye Qinxi, I like you, give me a ticket to your heart!"
"Ye Qinxi, whose girlfriend are you? You came back in the middle of the night? Huh? Why didn't you say anything? Are you guilty? I want you to know who you are today?" Then, without a chance to defend himself, the second master did it.
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"Madam, do you think it is better to have a boy or a girl?"
"Of course girl."
"Why? Let's give birth to a boy? This way we can exploit my son so that I can have a world with my wife." Look, is this what I should say?
"What's so good about a boy? Didn't he fall in love with another woman in the end? Look how much your mother loves you, but in the end you still love me!" He finally became narcissistic. Qin Xi made up her mind that she would have a girl in the future.
"... Okay, let's give birth to a girl." So, Qin Xi was attacked.
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On a dark and windy night, the second master was turned away.
"Baby, wife, madam, madam, please open the door first!"
The door to the next room opened. The second master was so moved. A son is a son, and it is better to be a son!
Unexpectedly, the eldest son Ye Huanxi's friend said this: "It's really embarrassing for me to be left outside the door by my wife." He closed the door with a look of disgust.
This is what the gangster Yao Huansong's little friend said: "I'm sorry, Mr. Yao, I'll sleep with your woman tonight." He stuck out his butt, swaggered into the master bedroom, and closed the door without forgetting to make a face. Huh, who asked me to let him have the character "Song" in his name just to please Mom? Damn it, that character is so difficult to write. It's so long that the grid is not enough to write it!