Go Wild in the Name of Youth

We have nothing and can't afford to squander anything but our youth, so we boldly step onto the stage of youth and perform our favorite plots without any scruples. This plot includes our undying love, the friendship we dream of, and the dreams we can never change for a price... Until one day, we opened our eyes and suddenly found that four years of college life was coming to an end. So, we began to reminisce, recall the eight brothers in the dormitory, recall our stories, and then shout, cheers to brothers, cheers to our youth... We are arrogant, we are calm, we are unrestrained. What belongs to us, we must get, and what does not belong to us, we must work hard to get. What we have, we show off a lot, and what we don't have, we will say, "Tsk, we have youth, we have a future, we will have it sooner or later." This is us, eight boys in the same dormitory on the same university campus. I forgot which day the school started and who it was, so I first changed my surname to a compound surname, and then named myself after the idol I admired. We thought such names were cool, so we imitated them one after another, and thus, a new list for our dormitory was born: The boss - Shangguan Shaobo (original name is Shang Zhen, Shaobo is the name of Fan Li) The second oldest - Gongsun Datta (originally named Sun Xiaofeng, Gautama Siddhartha and Sakyamuni) The third child - Sima Yunchang (originally named Ma Kuo, Yunchang is Guan Yu's character) The fourth child - Yuchi Xiangyu (original name is Chi Te, Xiangyu is Zhou Enlai's name) Lao Wu——Dongfang Bohu (formerly known as Fang Lingyi, Bohu and Tang Bohu) The sixth child - Murong Carl (formerly known as Mu Haoyu, Carl Friedrich is the father of the automobile) Lao Qi - Ouyang Sanbao (originally named Yang Qi, Sanbao is Zheng He's nickname) Xiaoba——Xuanyuan Zhongni (original name is Yuan Xing, Zhongni is the name of Confucius) With the names of these great men, we have indeed done some earth-shattering things. Although it is impossible for these things to be recorded in the annals of history, it does not matter, these things are enough in our memories. But this is definitely not the kind of memory we have while lying in bed when we are too old to take care of ourselves. We have said that whoever loves to grow old will grow old. If we are not old, we will not grow old, and we will enjoy whoever... Hush... Don't laugh... Listen, in those days when drinking water is like wine, our voices are heard again...