Kidnap a Prince to Be Your Husband

A woman asked: "Do you know the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni?" A certain man thought: "One of them has big curly hair and the other has small curly hair!" A certain woman is petrified ........... A certain girl sighed, you are the chicken! Your whole family is a chicken! KFC's base! ! A certain man smiled heartlessly. ........... A certain girl grabbed a chicken foot in one hand and said with emotion: "Oh, I haven't touched a boy's hand for a long time. When I saw the chicken feet with such clear bones, I couldn't bear to put it in my mouth!" The corner of a certain man's mouth twitched. ........... A certain man suppressed a smile while watching a certain girl's laughter. A certain woman disagreed: "It's just the effect of gravity!" A certain man hesitated. ............ A certain woman drew a "RMB" worth 100 million yuan and threw it to him: "Here, 100 million yuan will buy you peace and joy in your life. Do you want to do it?" A certain man glanced at her: "Thank you, I'm not short of toilet paper." ..................... A certain girl was caught cheating by the invigilator. She was very innocent: "Teacher, I'm just looking for inspiration." ............. A certain woman asked: "Do you know how to carry it when I want you to carry it?" A certain man immediately stood at attention and took a break: "Report to the leader: From now on, I will only love you, pamper you, love you, will not lie to you, answer everything you ask, I will do it, every word I say to you is the truth, I will not bully you, I will not scold you , believe you, if someone bullies you, I will help you as soon as possible. When you are happy, I will accompany you to be happy. If you are not happy, I will also make you happy. I will always think you are the most beautiful, and I will dream of you. In my heart, there is only you!" ..................... A certain man shook his head and recited poetry A certain woman shouted: "You are so evil!" A certain man blinked innocently. A certain woman hesitated at the corner of her mouth: "Eh... I'm evil!" A certain man smiled evilly. .............