This world is so swollen, so crazy, Zhu Bajie can give birth to a daughter by caesarean section, what weird things can't happen in the six realms!
She was a different kind of freak who was born in violation of the laws of heaven and earth. As soon as she landed, she caused landslides and cracks in the ground, and hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers, almost destroying herself physically and mentally.
She is a rooster, dog, and robber that everyone in the immortal generation is wary of. Every mansion has a striking notice for her - "Precautions against fire, theft, and theft."
She is a monster in troubled times who is avoided by all monsters and monsters. She is good at catching monsters and ghosts, and she enjoys amassing money and robbing women. She has harmed a group of handsome men and beauties, and has also made the entire ghost world restless.
She is called the best teammate by her teammates, praised by her lover as a sweetheart, and scolded by her opponents as the most despicable person in the world. However, no matter what everyone thinks, she is who she is - a peerless beauty who is famous all over the world!
Weird things bloom and everyone hooks up!
The son of the Emperor of Heaven, the King of the Demon City, the new star of the underworld, the genius of the demon world... Who is not the proud son of heaven, but he was captured by this pig demon? What did she rely on!
——Eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, cheating and abducting, the best pig demon, although it is easy to "quit", it is not easy to become invincible, watch and cherish it!
Fragment one:
Scumbag: "Xiao Jie, your martial arts posture is really ugly. I didn't know it was that good-for-nothing who taught a disciple like you."
Xiao Jie: "How ugly it is. What I pursue is practicality. If you are not convinced, just come and compare."
"Okay!" The scumbag immediately put on a graceful starting position and performed a set of smooth movements like a show off, which made people around him applaud again and again.
On the side, Xiao Jie didn't even say hello. He dug into the ground like a dog and sneaked up on the scumbag's crotch. A monkey stole the peach.
The sounds of broken eggs and the screams of the scumbag were intertwined, and from then on, another eunuch was added to the world.
Fragment two:
Xiaojie: "Guanyin, are you a man, a woman, or a transvestite?"
Guanyin frowned and slapped her.
Xiaojie's eyes were filled with stars, and she was still confused: "Don't worry... I have a very wide range, no matter... Male, female, shemale... I... Like them all!"
Fragment three:
Xiao Jie: "I've been feeling a little unwell lately, so I have to go to Lao Jun's house to steal some pills."
A certain man: "A few pills are a bit too stingy. Come on, dear, look at what this is - I brought you all the medicine furnaces of Lao Jun. You can choose from various pills!"
Xiaojie stared blankly at the serious face of a certain man and said in surprise: "... Handsome guy, I never thought you would do such a thing based on your status?"
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Xiao Jie: "I heard that the tofu and loach made by the Demon King's chef is pretty good. How about we try it?"
"Don't worry, don't worry." A certain man slowly threw out a huge kitchen from the space and pointed at the busy people inside, "This is the devil's cook you want, that is the famous chef of Pluto's family, and the short one is the chef of the God Realm... Baby, whatever you want to eat, I will let them cook it for you right away."
Xiao Jie looked at the scene in front of him, and his jaw dropped to the ground.
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