The most ridiculous thing in the world is not time travel, but finding out after time travel that you are actually a scumbag and can't do anything. How embarrassing! ——A certain uneducated and shameless college art student, Yin Chuxue's conclusion after traveling through time.
But why do people call her "miracle" and respect her? Oh, it turns out that I have borrowed the guidance of my seniors and am capable of pretending to be a great person!
But why did this beauty with a smile like a spring breeze see through him at a glance? And why is this spring breeze getting colder and colder every time it smiles? Oh, it turns out he is the great god!
Excerpt 1: Alternative comfort
In the dim corridor, three subordinates were walking one behind the other, and a man and a woman in the middle were walking hand in hand. Yin Chuxue vomited out her tragic past, and Chu Li asked lightly, "Why are you telling me?"
A certain funny subordinate replied in his heart: Of course it is to let you know me better, and the relationship will heat up!
Yin Chuxue pouted, "Well... I just want you to feel it. In fact, you are not the only one who is unlucky. I am happy to see you unlucky. My happiness is based on your unlucky feeling!"
The three subordinates collectively stumbled, and they really couldn't understand the miraculous thinking.
Chu Li glanced at the little hand in his hand, and suddenly felt that he didn't have to throw it away, "Are you trying to comfort me?"
"Well... I guess." Yin Chuxue showed her signature charming smile, shook the hand holding Chu Li, and strode forward.
Excerpt 2: Making trouble unreasonably
"Husband, the most beautiful woman in the Western Yuan Dynasty said that I am not as slim as her, not as fair as her, not as petite and exquisite as her. She said I am ugly!!!" The woman who was called an ugly woman was so angry that she wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of her eyes and cried to the beautiful husband in front of her.
"How could it be? If you weren't beautiful, how could I like you? That woman is going to die violently tonight, and she's just talking nonsense when she looks back." The beauty had a smile in her eyes.
"Okay, I made a mistake when I asked. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and your confession is not enough to be used as evidence in court." In my heart, I mourned for the scumbag who was about to be "violently killed" by her husband.
"You finally realized that we are lovers. Although this word sounds like an affair, I am still very happy as a husband."
"Can't you comfort me without hurting me?"
"I comforted you from the beginning?"
"No, you should say 'even if I am ugly, you will love me forever'."
"I think that's what I mean."
"Does that mean you also think I'm ugly!!!"
As a result, the beautiful husband slept in the study for 10 days. He understood from personal experience: When his wife is unreasonable, she is more unreasonable than any other person. You must wait until she is so unreasonable that she no longer wants to be unreasonable, and then you can persuade her to stop being unreasonable, so that she will not unreasonably let you sleep in the study for 10 days.