Pai Brick 1:
A certain woman raised her head and looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, with a look of depression, helplessness, and madness in her eyes. Finally, she stared at the queen for a while with her melancholy eyes, and sighed: "Oh, this is life!"
However, after a pause, there was a sudden roar: "Ahhh... How did I travel through time?"
Did you think this was the end? Oh, no, at this time, I saw a certain woman's face slowly unfolding, and even the corners of her mouth slowly raised, and finally the corners of her mouth almost reached behind her ears. Finally, a certain woman burst out laughing: "Hahaha, I finally traveled through time. Time travel is good, time travel is wonderful, time travel is so fucking awesome, oh hehe... Hee hee..."
Pai Brick 2:
Where is the promised heroine?
What about the boys we agreed on?
Where is the promised Queen? No, without the Queen, the children of the nobles can do it, no matter how bad it is, the common people can do it.
But first, I came to the legendary fantasy world because of Mao Lao Niang, but this is nothing, just keep a low profile and practice;
But secondly, I can't practice because of my hair, and I'm still a waste, but that's okay. I can just be a mortal like before, it's not a big deal, I just need to keep a lower profile;
But thirdly, I am a commoner and an orphan without a father or mother. Oh, how can I live in a fantasy world where strong men and monsters are everywhere? If I am not careful, I will be wiped out in ashes. Alas, at worst, I can just wear it back after I die.
But fourth, who can tell me that the cage that holds me is a ghost, and what's going on with so many flowers and plants of the motherland that are caged next to me? Ah, I seemed to hear the bidding sound in my haziness. This couldn't be what I thought. No, absolutely not. I was definitely not being sold. Well, yes, absolutely not.
But five, because of my hair, I became a slave, the lowest slave. God, tell me this is not true, right? Kindness? Kindness? Woohoo. . . I don't want it. . .
Brick three:
"Master, please drink tea."
"Master, please take a shower and change clothes."
"Master, please wash up."
"Master..."
Do you think a certain woman has given in? NO, after being tricked again and again by the thief, a certain woman decided to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger, seize every opportunity to survive, and change her miserable fate.
Do you think she can do it? Can it? I'm afraid this is going to be a big question mark! ! !
To put it bluntly, this is a sad and tearful history of a modern woman traveling into a fantasy world. Let's see how she reverses her fate as a slave, steps to the top of the world, and achieves great success.
Extra:
"Xiao Liuzi, did you forget to introduce Nanzhu?"
"Uh,,," a certain author scratched his head and said awkwardly: "It seems so, haha..."
"Hehe, you are a big man, please introduce Nanzhu quickly."
A certain author pondered for a moment, "Well, this is not good. I'm afraid that Nanzhu will steal the female pig's role as soon as he appears. Haha, why don't we wait any longer." A certain author rubbed his hands and said with a flattering smile.
"What role can he steal? You tell me, you tell me."
"This,, it's hard to say, it's hard to say." A certain author touched his non-existent beard and said with a profound expression.
"Damn it, Xiao Liuzi, come here, I promise not to beat you to death."
"Ah, help, someone is about to die..." A certain author shouted while running for his life.