Steal money, steal wealth, steal jewelry!
Steal love, steal love, steal sincerity!
That world... Originally belonged to you. If I could, I would steal it for you and give it back to you!
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She is a wretched thief who was raised by a wretched master. She has devoted her life to the great "charity" - robbing the rich and giving to the poor. Finally, she can fully own the fruits of theft openly and openly, but she is unexpectedly involved in another time and space by the bright light emitted by the gem.
The world is spinning, heartbreaking. Damn, this is what it feels like to travel through time!
He was a beautiful prince who was raised by the emperor of another country. He devoted his life to fulfilling his father's last wish and regaining everything that belonged to him. Taking the title of the emperor's adopted son, he had been eating and drinking for twenty-five years under the guise of cruelty, but he was unexpectedly involved in her world through a betrothal marriage.
He was brutally ravaged, but he was happy with it. Oh, it turns out that pain and happiness are like this!
*Three wonderful meetings*
The first time they met, she pinched him obscenely;
When they met for the second time, she shaved off his hair in a playful manner;
The third meeting...
She stared at the familiar onion head and said, "Uh, Handsome Pot, do you have a son who is about two years old and has the same... Cute hairstyle as you?"
Remembering the shame of being forcibly shaved last time, a certain man gritted his teeth and asked, "Have you seen him?"
She shamelessly took credit, "Ah, hello, hello, I'm his savior. Don't thank me too much, just give him some gold, silver, jewelry or whatever!"
"..." A certain man's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.
*Warm family of seven*
"One, two, three, four..." A certain woman was counting the heads on the dinner table while grinding her teeth, "Where is the other one?"
The youngest kid suddenly popped his head out of the rice bowl and showed the bottom of the bowl after finishing it, "Thatched room!"
A certain woman looked disgusted and said, "Lazy people poop a lot!"
The little kid explained with sparkling eyes, "Mom, my brother accidentally took the laxative he prepared..."
"..." Well, all of her five sons are freaks: the eldest is a drug addict, the second is a martial arts fanatic, the third is a nymphomaniac, the fourth is an alcoholic, and the fifth is a rice fanatic... Uh, a rice junkie!
Taking the bowl and serving the baby with rice, the girl said very sadly, "If I had known you were so good at eating, I wouldn't have given birth to you. It would have been a waste of so much food!"
"..." The little kid raised his eyebrows in dissatisfaction. He had only eaten the sixth bowl, okay?
After hearing this, a certain man immediately jumped up from the recliner, his eyes burning, "Sell them all, let's have another daughter, and the daughter will eat less!"
Five rice spoons flew over at once...
"Fuck you, I'm a sow!" Who spread the rumor about this girl in the first place?