This is an inspirational story about a fake eunuch who uses his own experience to prove that toads can one day eat swan meat!
Purple clouds appear in the sky, and phoenix stars appear in the world.
In the prison yard, Shutong's shadow fell from the sky and killed a disguised eunuch.
In order not to be regarded as a murderer and be beaten to death with sticks,
A certain woman had a brain infarction and her hands were dirty, so she actually wore that human skin.
Since then, he has embarked on a long journey to become a eunuch.
As soon as I enter the palace gate, it is as deep as the sea. From now on, sister, I am an eunuch!
His life was filled with conspiracies and disputes, but when the dust settled, his family was completed.
(Plot 1) =====================
"I asked you to go down and serve the drinks." Jian Muhen emphasized, half of his beautiful face was frozen.
"This servant is here to bring drinks." Shutong Ying was confused.
"Then what are you holding in your arms?"
"There are drinks in Uncle Yin's room."
"I asked you to go to Yinshu Pavilion, not Uncle Yin's room." Her beautiful face was covered with frost.
"So what I'm holding in my arms is..."
"Little Shadow! Why did you take the chamber pot out of my room!" Uncle Yin rushed in and cursed.
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"..." The frost shattered to pieces.
(Plot 2)======================
"What's going on?" Jian Muhen walked into the dormitory, and his whole heart was immediately confused.
"Ahem, cough, cough, the water ladle sank to the bottom of the water. My servant... I accidentally fell in when I was fishing it out. Wuwu, it soiled the prince's bath water. Please forgive me, my prince, and I will fill the bucket again."
"Then what are you doing with your head wrapped?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuorilt; tbsp; My hair is all spread out. I look like a water ghost and I can't see the prince anymore."
"... Come out quickly, how long do you want to stand in the water?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu My slave's legs are not long enough and they are stuck. Can the prince give me a hand?"
"..." Jian Muhen's picturesque face was stunned for a moment. He waved his long sleeve, and suddenly a strong wind swept out from under the sleeve and knocked Shu Tongying out of the tub. A certain woman covered her head and stood up in embarrassment. She had promised to show mercy to her!
"Your Majesty, the hot water is ready again."
"Go down."
"Well, why don't you use the slave's back rub? The slave's back rub technique is of a professional level!" Shu Tongying winked and said seductively.
"I asked you to pour water into a bucket. Are you sure that if you rub my back, you won't peel off a layer of my skin?" Jian Muhen questioned.
"How could that be possible! This slave will be very gentle!"
"I don't need you, so you don't need to spray me with a bucket of blood."
"..."
PS: Warm reminder, this article is a one-on-one story about how to get away from power. Those who like pure noobs should beware; those who like a heroine who wants to blow up the sky from the beginning should beware. The heroine in this article is cute at first, but she needs to make a transition to become a strong woman in the later stage; those who like a male protagonist with a monster personality, beware, because the male protagonist in this article is a cool and cool model who looks like a legitimate fairy! Occasionally, he has a sharp tongue, and is a bit sultry because of his poor expression.