Xiao Qing, a modern-day thief, travels to the Mist Cloud Continent with the help of her master to find the treasure "Dragon Vein". The fifth lady of the Prime Minister Yue's Mansion also has a purple birthmark on her face. What's even more tragic is that in this Yue's Mansion, which is full of talents, even the servants are of the herringbone level, and she is a loser.
Good-for-nothing, huh? Sister, just pinch your fingers and let you guys beat each other into pig heads.
Good-for-nothing, huh? The mythical beast obediently came to my sister's arms.
Good-for-nothing, huh? I'll call you a beast to make a god-level golden elixir, which will make you look like you're having trouble.
Good-for-nothing, huh? You handsome rogue man, please remove your plump hair, it's so cute, he's really just a loser!
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To sum up, it seems that I am really a small, inconspicuous loser ~ frowning sadly ~
The smoke of gunpowder rises, and the Yue Mansion is destroyed overnight. The demonic red eyes reappear, and they are completely reborn. They take off their good-for-nothing clothes and enjoy endless glory. Sometimes they are as happy as a cunning rabbit, sometimes they are steady and wise like Zhuge, and they look down on the world with their scoundrel husband!
[This article is actually a "fake" loser who pretends to be cute, searches for "dragon veins", finds treasures, collects mythical beasts, teases bitches, improves his profound strength, and is a free and happy little story!
The following are relevant short clips of the heroine and the hero having fun:
Excerpt 1: [Questions about scoundrels]
"You have to remember your identity. You are the number one king in the world! You must be serious and don't act like a rogue, ah~" A certain woman held her forehead and sighed.
"Who dares to call me a rogue? I will destroy him!" A certain man looked vicious.
A certain woman glanced sideways, "Isn't that what I said just now?"
"Of course that's a different matter! My dear~" Starry eyes and a flattering evil face.
Excerpt 2: [Question about who daddy loves the most]
"Daddy, come play with me!" A certain female doll blinked with starry eyes.
"Okay, what are you playing with?" A certain man picked up the fat baby and kissed it several times.
"Mr. Sir~" A certain female voice suddenly came softly.
In a flash, he left the fat baby behind and said, "Madam, I'm here!"
"Look, dad doesn't love anyone except mom~" a boy who looked like a monster said seriously.
"Wow wow wow~wuwuwuwu~"
"Be good and don't cry. Daddy loves you the most!"
"Ms. Sir~you~"
"Daddy~wow wow wow~"
Suddenly the scene was chaotic~ A certain evildoer was in a mess in the wind. He looked at the lady, then at the baby, with tears streaming down his face~