Master Is Too Cruel

On the full night of August 15th, Xie Atuan made a solemn decision: to go up the mountain to learn from his master. The purpose is to have a vigorous master-disciple relationship, just like what is written in the storybook. Mr. Xie is rich, so Le Diandian sends his daughter to Ruyimen. Xie Atuan fell in love with the handsome master at first sight and was filled with joy. Uh... But why, Master, has a face of ice and a cruel heart? Regarding the master who keeps away from strangers, the uncle who is coquettish and mean, and the master who is old and dishonest, Xie Atuan said that life is very stressful. —— Xie Atuan had a heart-to-heart talk with his uncle. Xie Atuan: Uncle Master, I am very distressed. Uncle Master: How about you give him a stick of incense? Xie Atuan: Bah, he's not dead. —— Xie Atuan and his master went down the mountain to go on a mission, and their hearts were filled with excitement. Xie Atuan: Master, the master said that this mission is very hidden, and we cannot treat ourselves as masters and disciples when we go down the mountain. Master: So? Xie Atuan: I think it's best for us to pretend to be husband and wife. Master: Pretending to be a couple is too common. Xie Atuan: Ah, so Master wants to be more exciting? Master: Yes. You play the corpse and I play the undertaker. Thanks A Tuan… —— The master asked the master to lecture him. Master: Disciple, I have something I want to discuss with you. Master: Master, please speak. Master: You... Follow Ah Tuan. Master… ——