The Seventh Prince's Little Concubine

Introduction Why would God torment me like this, travel through inexplicable dynasties for no reason, get married inexplicably, and be grounded in return for his grandma's inexplicable, euphemistically called, three obediences and four virtues, I bah you three obediences and four virtues! Who is she, an intellectual young woman of the 21st century? Why is Mao that ice cube so upright? Yaya, my aunt, can't I escape? A charming male voice sounded lazily, "Qianqian, come here, I will give you what you want." A violent voice exploded, "Really, you dare to try it!" Thunderclap, two top handsome men started fighting! No matter, run away, I want to run away! Fragment one A certain woman who had been imprisoned for a month finally had enough patience and was about to run away. She was halfway up the wall when the guard coughed and said, "Princess, the front door is open." A certain woman was ashamed and came down with a grateful smile. Unexpectedly, she just walked to the door. A certain man came to the spot and said, "Now you have nothing to say. Someone, the princess is not a woman, so she will be locked up for another month." A certain woman looked at the guard and saw an expression as if he didn't recognize her at all, causing her to swallow back the explanation she was about to say. Fragment 2 On the most prosperous street in the capital, a certain man went out, and a certain girl finally ran out of the palace. Unexpectedly, when she was about to enter the restaurant she wanted to enter to enjoy delicious food, a certain man fell from the sky and directly carried the girl back. "Don't you want to come back in a few days?" "Oh, when did you say it? Why don't I remember it?" A certain woman was ashamed again. Fragment three A certain woman stared at a certain man for a long time and said quietly: "You don't like me, why are you locking me here?" "I like it." "Ah, you like me?" "You're sick, I like pigs but I don't like you either." A certain pet beside him showed off to a certain girl. "--" Fragment four "Didn't you say that you like pigs and you don't like me? You'd better hug your pet pig." "Besides, send someone to steam it immediately." A certain pet shivered. "Really?" A certain woman stared at a certain pet. "Someone is coming." "Can you please stop steaming it?" A certain man finally spoke. "The pig and I can only choose one!" "You are arguing with a pig!" A certain man said with a cool smile. There was laughter all around, and a certain woman finally realized what a big mistake she had made.