Concubine Diao, the Scheming Prince's General

There is a witch in Dongyang and a celebrity in Baili. Fart, have you ever seen such a depressed witch? King Xian has a charming concubine, who enchants the country and the city. Nonsense, no matchmaker, no employment, and no letter of termination. There is a strange girl in Kyushu, and a battle will determine the country. Snort! That's pretty much it. －－－－－－－－ Who is the person who lives in Baili Liushuang? Ye Jibei: Insidious, cunning, despicable, greedy for money and stingy, commits all kinds of crimes including burning, killing, looting, the worst and most vicious woman in the world, with nothing but a face. (Completed in one breath, without breathing) Murong Jing: He bullies good and fears evil, is authoritarian and autocratic, has a brain twitch from time to time, and specializes in bullying good young people like me. (Complaint) Guyang: He is so magnificent that no one can match him. Qin Wuya (Xingxingyan): Master is the most, most, most...(Omit the N word here) powerful person in the world. A certain man (overflowing with murderous intent): Who dares to rob my wife? (Sweat! Who said I would steal my wife from you?) －－－－－－－－－－ Confessions There is a kind of fate in the world called bad fate, and there is a kind of regret called regret. Baili Liushuang: If I had known earlier that that guy was a big-tailed wolf covered in rabbit skin, I would have simply given him a slap to kill him, and saved him and wasted food. A certain man: If I had known that Shuang'er was the one I liked, I would have made red makeup, loud gongs and drums, and a big horse to greet him personally... Then now I can even play soy sauce... Alas! The road is long and long. (A certain biological mother: Take your time, son.) Highlights Fragment 1: Seduction Beautiful scenery on a good day, the willow branches above the moon. When Baili Liushuang got out of the bath, she saw a man lying on her bed with his shoulders half exposed, his posture sultry, and his breath like blue, "Shuang'er, I'm so hot!" He kept pulling on his collar. "Get out of here, mom." Baili Liushuang grabbed a certain man's collar with a dark face. "Tear!" Exposing large tracts of white skin, it is extremely enchanting. A certain man lowered his head shyly, with a suspicious blush on his face, "Shuang'er, if you..." He stopped talking. "Get out!" A certain woman went berserk. Excerpt 2: Proposal A certain man (affectionately): Shuang'er, marry me. From now on, if you say one thing, I will never say another thing. If you tell me to go east, I will never go west. A certain girl (crossing her legs): There are a lot of benefits to marrying you. A certain man: You can spend your money as you wish, as for me... (Hey, feel free to go to evil places!) A certain woman: Stop it! The first sentence is quite attractive, but the latter one is forgetful. [Small theater (just for laughs)] Mu Jinzhi (holding her chest): Xiao Shuang'er, how can you be so cruel? People's hearts have been broken by you. Baili Liushuang: Do you have a heart? Hit by an arrow (first time) Mu Jinzhi: How can you say that? People are devoted to you. Baili Liushuang: Your heart is also a sunflower heart, there are so many, one is nothing. Hit by an arrow (second time) Mu Jinzhi (still not giving up): People's affection for you is so obvious, how can you say that? Baili Liushuang: You are only affectionate and loyal to those who can make money. I am a broke woman and can't afford it, so you can take it back. "Crack!" My heart broke. －－－－－－－－ This article is one-on-one. The male and female protagonists are physically and mentally clean and pampered. If you like girls, please jump in. I also recommend Liangzhou's old pit "Pampered: The Sky-high-priced Confused Wife"